The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)

[OmegaZilla]

I could do this all day!
*Break dances on gang, stepping repeatedly on it*

And Ripley is already in the Alien universe.

[DJ Pu$$yface]

Not anymore.

*Gang takes turds on Omega's head*

[OmegaZilla]

...
*Shits on SpacePredator's gang*

Oh, and yes.
*Takes Sigourney Weaver with hand and puts her in a escape pod, that flees to the Alien Universe*

[DJ Pu$$yface]

*Sigourney respawns in gang*

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*Unleashes army of Xenomorphs on Omega, and gang escapses to space in ship*

[OmegaZilla]

*Lowers head and stares at the Aliens*
Brothers.... I know you, you know me.... I call for an alliance.... *Eyes glow yellow*
*jumps incredibly high, lands on SP's ship and begins to tear it to shreds in midair*

[DJ Pu$$yface]

HELP US UNICRON!

*Unicron shoots Earth with chest cannon, while alowing gang to reach and survive inside him*

[Purebreedalien]

*Teleports onto OmegaZilla's back*

Ride back to the Deadhut, please?

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

*Jumps Arnold from behind and rips out 8 of his internal organs then his spine and brain before decapitating him and ripping apart his body and then setting it alight*
THAT is for ruining my state.
*Leaves thread*

[OmegaZilla]

*Eyes glow red*
Now this pisses me off.
*Grows to Omega form and flies to Unicron at lightspeed, striking through him and making him explode alongside the gang inside him*
*Grabs surviving SpacePredator and throws him in the Earth Atmosphere, pulverizing him*
*as is watching SP catching light*
What?
*Notices PBA on the back*
Sure, why not. *Flies back to Deadhut*

[DJ Pu$$yface]

*Respawns*

DAMN IT!!!!!!!!

*Unicron grabs Omega and PBA, scrunches them into a ball, and fling them into the sun*

[OmegaZilla]

*Writhes, comes back with PBA on the head*
Go pal!! *PBa jumps out of the head and punches Unicron, making him explode*
Awesome. Now for Spacey... *Omnibitchslaps SpacePredator and sends him to the deepest depht of unknown universe*

[DJ Pu$$yface]

*Transfers brain into new Unicron*

Wait! Surely... with all our power we should team up?

[TheMonolith]

(Wealks up soaking wet.)

Hey guys, you kinda just sunk a continent.

[OmegaZilla]

Sry bro.
*Regurgitates new continent*

[DJ Pu$$yface]

Oooh space continent.