The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)

[OmegaZilla]

All for me boys.
*Installs arm-mounted flamethrowers*
*tilts head*
my turn.
*Unleashes a fire hell upon the Pods*

[TheMonolith]

We're saved!

I think I will celebrate by...blowing shit up.

(Wills shit to blow up)

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

*talks on the phone*

yeah... right... okay.... okay bye.

Nublar is unavalible. it got carpet bombed by the costa rican government.

I can get you a flight to isla Sorna in a couple of days. wadda ya say?

I could go for some hunting. But only if you supply the guns

[Nope]

*Summons Army of Dinosaurs*
They will never see it coming

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

*Turns around and sees dinosaurs*
Chupa ready a Chopper! VAMONOS DE AQUI!

[Anto of the Sand]

Anyone up for a race?

[chupacabras acheronsis]

*Turns around and sees dinosaurs*
Chupa ready a Chopper! VAMONOS DE AQUI!

*mantains supressive fire on the beasts and shouts*

OKAY. RULE NUMBER ONE, NO SPANGLISH. THAT'S MY SHIT.

*reloads*

NOW GET TO DA CHOPPA!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7vgAHrb-dBw

[Nope]

*Taps fingers on throne*
Send in the Pteranodons. 

[chupacabras acheronsis]

"shit, he got sunglasses, sonuva bitch is serious"

*gets FIM-92 Stinger ready*

Spoiler

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7w1Hk7XcJtY

[close]

[Space Sweeper]

*Blows smoke away from the tip of a freshly fired pistol*

[Nope]

Hes has a counter for everything.....You have driven me to this chupa....Release the Kracken!

[First Blood]

*Blows smoke away from the tip of a freshly fired pistol*

For some reason this came to mind...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0-oinyjsk0

[TheMonolith]

The Pods will curse the day they came to San Francisco!

[chupacabras acheronsis]

Hes has a counter for everything.....You have driven me to this chupa....Release the Kracken!

tell that to the Navy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJEE7rv5M_E

[Predator Queen]

{Eats her Soylent Green Dinner}