The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

*As the Chopper hits the water a shadow suddenly appears causing Fitzgerald to look up*
BLAIN! Fragging help us man help!!!!
*Covers face as water breaks through cockpit*

[SpaceMarines]

*swims out of thread*

My work here is done!

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

*Breaks the surface and gasps for air*
F**K, ALLL OF YOU!!!
*Begins to swim towards island pulling Sweeper and Chupa behind him*
Where the frag is Predator Queen! I cant find her..... f**k

[Nope]

*Grins earnestly* I think the Liopleurodon will handle this matter at sea.

[SpaceMarines]

*swims back into thread*

*grabs Sweeper's, Chupa's, and Fitz's wallets*

*swims back out of thread*

Heh-heh-heh-heh-heh...

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

MINE WAS EMPTY YOU FAG! AND IM PRETTY SURE WET SPACE CREDITS WONT HELP YOU OUT!
*Looks behind them*
F**K! F**K! F**K! F**K!
Darn it where in the...... There!
*Grabs Predator queen and clips her to Chupa and Sweeper attached to his belt by a chord*
BLAIN! Please! I dont F**king think I can swim fast enough!
*Begins to swim as fast as he can and tries to ignore the giant shadow on the horizon behind them*

[SpaceMarines]

*bursts back into thread, this time in BLAIN's plane*



Mind if I join you?

[BANE]

Anticipating this, the sleeping gas activates. I turn in my swivel chair to stare at SpaceMarines....I have a gas mask on, hiding my subtle smile of satisfaction.

"Ta Ta" I say, as I point the plane towards the ocean and jump. As I hit the ground, I activate my inflatable motorboat and pull Capt. Fitzgerald in. "I'll be needing food on the trip back".

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

*Watches as BLAIN jumps right in front of the Liopleurodon and is eaten viciously*
F**K!
*Reaches the Island and pulls the group into the mainland, then collapses in pain and blacks out*

[Predator Queen]

{Cuts loose from the group} I don't need your help.... {Swims over to the Liopleurodon and asks it a question}  It told me the way to candy mountain! {Watchs the Liopleurodon eat Blain} O_o

[BANE]

*Makes himself into a ball so as to avoid teeth and to maximize chances of survival as I make my way into the stomach*.

[chupacabras acheronsis]

*regain counsciousness*

guys, i had an awesome dream, i was dressed in a schoolgirl outfit and had a greek god beard and a chainsaw, and i was killing people-

*unstraps himself*

Fitz! can't you land a f**king chopper!?!-

Fitz?

*wanders in the dark jungle*

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

*Hears the swishing of waves and wakes up*
Ohhhhh holy Fruk....
*Sees that his belt has been cut in three and that he is now at the beach*
Oh SH-
*Gets up and runs off the shore as the Liopleurodon beaches itself trying to reach him opening its mouth revealing Blains severed hand*
*Reaches the tree line and laughs like an insane man*
HOWS IT FEEL IN THERE BLAIN?!? Ya darn fag...... Now wheres everyone else

[Predator Queen]

{Was right besides Fitz} want to go to Candy Mountain Fitz?

[Troll Cat]

*looks at chopper wreck and gets mad at Fitz for leaving me* "crap my troll cat cant swim" *stares at lioplurodon shadow* "im staying above the water." *feeds the troll cat*