The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)

[Basher917]

* T-1000 runs into the building and sees terx2, and then whips out his own lightsaber to make battle with him so dovakin will fulfill his destiny.

[Dovahkiin]

A time bubble from the terminator appears.

I appear wearing master cheifs armour and holding thor's hammer.

"I'm from the future sent back in time to warn you that Dovakin will... Ah stuff it."

I sit down and start drinking a bottle of rum.

{Growls} Give me that!

What? the rum or Dovakin's future? It would be nice if you said please. Manners must he rare in this time

A time bubble from the terminator appears.

I appear wearing master cheifs armour and holding thor's hammer.

"I'm from the future sent back in time to warn you that Dovakin will... Ah stuff it."

I sit down and start drinking a bottle of rum.

I will what? Oh, and give me some of that.

Oh nothing just that you'll destroy the world. No big deal. Weres my rum gone

No, no... You're mistaken. Even though I possess the power of Alduin, god of destruction, I am well in control of it.

Keep telling yourself that Dovakin I know your power of the Th'um. But Alduins soul will corrupt you eventually with it's power making you the next Alduin. Wait a minute if I'm telling you this now won't that drastically alter the future?

*I now have a lightsaber and Nemesis from Resident Evil 3 appears next to me*

Mehhh I can deal with this

Alduin FEARS me, Terx. He would not try to corrupt me.
*sees Nemesis* here, let me help you with that.
*summons a hero from Sovangarde to help*

* T-1000 runs into the building and sees terx2, and then whips out his own lightsaber to make battle with him so dovakin will fulfill his destiny.

*Jumps in front of Basher and draws Daedric swords, both imbued with life-draining power* I don't know what this whole thing about my destiny is, but as far as I can see, Terx is the only one who can tell me what I need to know.
*Gets into battle stance*

[Sinister Serenity]

Oh god! We're bringin the T-1000 into this?!

[Ghost Rider]

*On a cliff above the others is a crouched man in heavy armor staring the scope of a sniper rifle.*

"Admiral I see several strange beings, what are your orders?"

[Sinister Serenity]

What!!! I thought this was a pillow fight 
Please don't kill meeee 

[Ghost Rider]

"Orders confirmed Admiral."

*this armored warrior, known as a SPARTAN, calmly takes aim at the metallic creature and fires.*

[OmegaZilla]

*A giant pineapple falls on the Spartan, killing him in the process*

[Sinister Serenity]

Lmao. What a way to go out.

[Dovahkiin]

*Is fighting T1000 when bullet disarranges his body for a while.*
An actual ALLY, eh? That's new.
*FUS RO DAHs the pineapple off Ghost Rider and uses restoration RO resurrect.*
Greetings...who exactly ARE you?

[Sinister Serenity]

*Is fighting T1000 when bullet disarranges his body for a while.*
An actual ALLY, eh? That's new.
*FUS RO DAHs the pineapple off Ghost Rider and uses restoration RO resurrect.*
Greetings...who exactly ARE you?

Skyrim, T2, and Master Chief in one comment.
My mind is blown.

[Terx2]

*Is fighting T1000 when bullet disarranges his body for a while.*
An actual ALLY, eh? That's new.
*FUS RO DAHs the pineapple off Ghost Rider and uses restoration RO resurrect.*
Greetings...who exactly ARE you?

Skyrim, T2, and Master Chief in one comment.
My mind is blown.

You get use to it.

"Nemesis give ghost rider your rocket launcher your to badass to need it anyway."

Nemesis hands over his rocket launcher.

[Nightmare Asylum]

Oh hi guys, I'm new to this thread.



I'm Burt Gummer. I love guns, hate the government, and don't trust anybody.



You may recall a time when I one said that "four pounds of C4 may be a bit...excessive", but given these extreme circumstances, I now feel otherwise.



So, if you just give me a moment to put my gun away, I have a surprise for all of you pillowfighters.

Spoiler

The Pillowfighting Thread

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Eh, what do you think? Makes the time I blew up my own house seem like I was using cherry bombs!

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[Sinister Serenity]

I think we all just died.

[Nightmare Asylum]

I think we all just died.

Uh oh, looks like we got a zombie here. Give me a minute...

[Sinister Serenity]

I am immortal