Money cows... can be turned into beef...
Therefore, I cannot accept money cows. For I will eat them, and my money will be gone. Forever.
Plus, OmegaZilla just offered MOAR MONEY.
The Poke'mon, and Burt Gummer, go to OmegaZilla. Meanwhile, I'll be swimming in my new pool. Of cash. Nobody else is invited. Ever.
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Hey! Get out of my spoiler tag! This is mine! Who said you could come in here? Wasn't the Pool's Closed sign enough to deter you? Get out! Right now!