The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)

[Deathbearer]

DR. OCTAGONAPUS!!

[chupacabras acheronsis]

BLARGH!!!!!!!

[Purebreedalien]

well my helmet is specified to analyse threats, and I do not look at them if it says not to.
*Blows up head*
So, PBA, think OZ's worth somethin?

Omegazilla? Pro'lly.

You can't kill him! He hired you!

For multiple jobs! It'd be like biting the hand that feeds you!

Fine, I guess you're right. Sorry Fett, can't let you kill him.

[OmegaZilla]

*gets up and swipes the dirt away, then proceeds to anounce:*

ladies and gentleman, Drowning Pool!:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sO_QntXc-c4

ALL HAIL DROWNING POOL!

Biohazard, you are trying to corrupt people?
*Calls Aliens upon*
Get him boys!
*Aliens blow up Biohazard's location*

[xxxBIOHAZARDxxx]

*Grapples onto ship*

EAT IT MOTHER(Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep)
*Shoots OZ in the head*

[OmegaZilla]

I ain't got time to get shot in the head! *Dodges bullets*

[chupacabras acheronsis]

*tickles omegazilla*

[OmegaZilla]

HAHHAHA OH HAHAHAHHA STOP THAT STOP THAT HAHAHHAHAHA

[xxxBIOHAZARDxxx]

*Stares at OZ and acheronsis tickling each other*
Im outta here...
*Flies away in Slave I*

[OmegaZilla]

Aliens, blow up Slave I!

[xxxBIOHAZARDxxx]

FU*K YOU OZ!!! WHAT BEEF DO YOU HAVE WITH ME?!?!?!?!?!
*Easily maneuvers around aliens blast*

[OmegaZilla]

'Cause you have xxx in your nickname!
xxx is forbid!

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

Shoots sniper rifle at OmegaZilla and watches bullet bounce off, proceeds to pull up a spartan lazer and begin to charge it up...

[xxxBIOHAZARDxxx]

*kicks the living sh*t out of OZ, looks at battered body*
D*ckweed...
*walks off*

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

stares...Aims spartan lazer at Biohazard as he walks off and shoots at him.