Rick, I'm surprised your still posting here.
From the constant failure to the overly harsh words from everyone else, I'd have figured you would just given up. You'll find someone someday, but clearly no one here is helping. Everyone is not taking this seriously.
I mean come on dude, open your eyes. It's a big joke to everyone. If your trolling just tell us now, the jig has long since been up. If not, then stop. No one is helping, and your not helping yourself.
This isn't fun anymore, and this is going to go from joking to someone going too far and offending someone else in the process. Time to end your relationship with this THREAD.