^ Nicely done, although calling JC's original
Halloween boring is akin to calling Mel Gibson ugly. For shame...
Anyways, here's the first part (I did over 6000 words!) of those completely unnecessary mini-reviews I did last month.
A Nightmare On Elm StreetStill great, but let down by a "Whaaaa???" ending that simply perplexes me. Oh, and I'm actually looking forward to the remake; since I think it's needed.
4/5
A Nightmare On Elm Street 2: Freddy's RevengeWhat were they thinking?! Actually, I know - they were trying to take the sequel in a new direction so as not to carbon-copy the original. Too bad they failed! Miserably! This is a steamy, homoerotic pile of crap. Although it is worth watching to see Freddy's response to the foolish teen who tries to reason with him.
1/5
A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream WarriorsYeah! This is more like it! The film wisely neglects mentioning any of the events that took place in part 2, and instead strives ahead as the first true sequel. But what makes it so enjoyable is that the themes introduced in the original movie are expanded on, so we are treated to much more creative and gruesome dream sequences (the "sleep walking" scene springs to mind). Adding to this are several cases of very well done practical effects, including a stop-motion Freddy string puppet. Plus, we find out more about Krueger's past. It's nice to see Nancy make a reappearance too, and we get the sense of a 'grudge match' between her and Freddy.
BUT, what lets it down is the characters. They are either really,
really annoying (Kincaid...), or just stupendously thick (Laurence Fishburne is the most easily persuadable, er, male nurse ever). You want Freddy to kill them.
3/5
Oh, and it has an awesome theme song, which I'll post here:
A Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream MasterIt's... good. Surprisingly good. Film series tend to implode once past #3 (cough-Jaws-cough), but Renny Harlin manages to serve up an imaginative slice of Krueger mayhem! True, it's a bit slow at times, but the movie delivers rather well on those all important dream sequences; the highlight here being a girl that turns into a cockroach.
Also, Kincaid dies first!!! In fact all the annoying survivors from Dream Warriors are dusted off in the opening act. Alas, they are replaced by a bunch of
even more annoying and/or stereotypical dumbasses. Seriously, what do these writers think? "Ahh jee, we need: a jock, an asthmatic nerd, a headstrong girl with an embarrassing phobia, and a shy and socially insecure heroine. My god - we're original!" *limp-wristed high fives all round*.
And we get to see Freddy wearing sunglasses! Wait, is that a good thing?
3/5
A Nightmare on Elm Street 5: The Dream ChildI really don't have much to say about this. It's average. Nothing more, nothing less. The reason for this is because, for the most part, this film is really rather boring. Nothing particularly interesting happens. Having said that, it is worth watching for an unfortunate motorcycle incident, as well as another scene involving... "Super Freddy". And Freddy's new makeup sucks.
Meh.
2/5
Freddy's Dead: The Final NightmareThis, on the other hand, is quite fascinating. The Nightmare series seems to have jumped ship to the comedy genre with this installment. Or at least it's a comedy for most of the time. The truth is that the movie can't decide on a tone. Freddy will be goofing around with slapstick antics, while his victim will be experiencing true terror. Now, this was often the case with previous installments, but then Freddy usually managed to be somewhat scary. Here he's just amusing, and it doesn't always gel well with the violent deaths (there's quite a bit more gore in this than the others).
Still, I must applaud it for the levels of originality on show. Part 5 was alarmingly bland, so this comes off as a breath of fresh air, regardless of the uneven tone and completely barmy plot elements. Also, it's undeniably entertaining at times (Krueger parodying Nintendo's marketing campaign is hilarious). It was interesting to find out more about Krueger's past, too, and it gave an extra edge to his evil.
Quirky.
3/5
Freddy VS. JasonGood fu#king lord... It's been a while since I last saw this particular crossover, and I'd forgotten just how goddam relentlessly blood-splattered the film is. Seriously! People get fu#ked up to the extreme; and when it comes to the main event, both horror icons get the living gore-drenched shit kicked (slashed) out of 'em.
So if you're a gore hound, then I can guarantee that you'll love this movie to (bloody) bits. But that's
all there is to the film. Gore. Gore and breasts. Gore, breasts and drugs. There is nothing else. Not a
scrap of real substance. Nightmare 2 at least had a homosexual subtext...
I suppose I'm trying to say that Freddy VS. Jason is awful. Sure, it's entertaining in a sick kind of way, but let's try to consider it with our brains switched on for a change. Now I could launch in and target such problems as, say, the literally
dozens of cardboard characters, or the overly ridiculous plot (echoing Freddy's Dead), or how it's all agonizingly repetitive. I have other problems, though.
Firstly, is anyone else as confused as I am about the Nightmare series' chronology? It makes no sense. The timeline is completely warped because of the whole "10 year gap" thing that was introduced in Freddy's Dead, yet one character in Freddy VS. Jason sates that they've had 4 years of peace! Matters aren't helped much by the fact that this movie never acknowledges how Krueger was supposed to be killed once and for all at the end of Freddy's Dead. Instead he's merely been "forgotten about". Weak.
I suppose this is where selective amnesia comes into play. You don't have to consider this as part of either series' canon. They never even made a sequel - well, not a film sequel, there was a comic book called Freddy VS. Jason Vs. Ash (yeah, now that's a film I would
love to see), but I don't think that counts. Oh but of course, there was Jason X! Perfect. Look, let's just say that both franchises ended with Freddy's Dead, and Jason Goes To Hell, shall we? This was nothing more than a fun little experiment that I'm sure everyone involved with had a lot of fun making. Still, it's a shame that Englund had to hang up the knifed glove on such a low.
1/5
Phew, now I can shelve these DVDs for a few months and move on to... oh wait, there's one more...
Wes Craven's New NightmareWell, here we are then. The end of the line. Now I know that Freddy VS. Jason wasn't made until roughly a decade after New Nightmare, but the fact that this movie takes place within a whole other dimension, namely ours, makes it the ultimate Nightmare film whichever way you look at it.
So the movies have ended, and Freddy's dead. But now he's invading the real world. Brilliantly, the center of his attention is Heather Langenkamp, the actress who played Nancy in the original and third instalments. Here she plays herself living with a fictional husband and son. But she's not the only familiar face putting in a personal appearance. There are numerous supporting roles, including John Saxon and Robert Englund, and even appearences by Robert Shaye (the producer) and Wes Craven, along with a few other little cameos. I won't reveal anything else about the plot, as it is an interesting one, and you will indeed learn more about Krueger's true evil.
It's easy to write this film off as nothing more than a pet project of Craven's; and while at times it may all seem a little self-indulgent, there's no denying that the concept is a fascinating one. After numerous by-the-numbers sequels, this was more than a step in the right direction. Sure, die hard fans my be disappointed by the small body count, but there's so much more to New Nightmare than gore for the sake of gore. There is actually, dare I say it,
depth.
Of course it's not perfect. Heather's son is a little annoying, and really just spends most of the time screaming his lungs out and speaking in a raspy voice in an attempt to 'creep us out'. But it's not a massive problem, and the positives far outway the negatives. For instance, this is probably the most suspenseful of the Nightmare movies, and there are a few good scares. Freddy's new look is suitably menacing too, though he seems like less of a burns victim, and more what Darth Maul would have looked like if he'd made those 'decorations' by cutting off strips of his skin. But it fits with Craven's attempt at making Freddy scary again, and for all intents and purposes, he succeeded. You won't find Krueger playing Nintendo here, no sir.
To top it all off is the concept, which I have already mentioned; helped to no end by a strong script and great performances. This truly is a very well made, thought provoking, and most importantly of all,
scary horror film.
4/5
Until April then, Freddy...
ManhunterIt's not often that I'll refer to a film as being a 'masterpiece'. That word is overused to the extent that films such as Transformers 2 are labelled as one should the reviewer find himself enjoying it (the twat). 'Masterpiece' should refer to a piece of work that is simply outsanding. Striking, even. In any case - a true work of art.
Manhunter is one such film. It has been crafted with such perfection and skill, that to call it anything less than a 'masterpiece' would simply be incorrect. Everything about it, from the visuals to the sounds, to William Peterson's central performance as the mentally tortured Will Graham, to Tom Noonan's bizarre killer Francis Dollarhyde, stands out in such a way that it will surely leave a long-lasting impression on you.
Michael Mann's masterpiece.
5/5
The Lost BoysGood 80's vampiric fun. There wasn't anything particularly special or notable about the film, though Joel Schumacher's talent for creative camerawork shines through, as does Kiefer Sutherland's great performance as the villainous head vampire, David. Plus the soundtrack is generally fantastic.
Though it is stuck in the 80s... and that's not a bad thing! Usually.
3/5