Me and Aarne Bielefeldt of Willits, CA with his AMAZING starfish beard! (2012 National Beard and Moustache championships, Las Vegas)
Left: Guy Thompson (Washington state, 2012 Natural Goatee National Champion)
Center: the legendary Burke Kenny (Olympia, Washington; current World and national Full Beard Styled Moustache Champion)
Right: some crazed mountain man