Aliens Bishop

Started by felix, Apr 19, 2023, 04:56:25 AM

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Aliens Bishop (Read 80,151 times)

HuDaFuK

HuDaFuK

#255
First y'all say you don't drink Fosters and now you don't eat Vegemite.

Aussie clichés taking a hit.

[cancerblack]

[cancerblack]

#256
Nobody drinks Fosters, it's a gag they play on tourists like dropbears. But they do eat Vegemite, SiL's just fussy.

SiL

SiL

#257
I'm not particularly fussy, I just don't like Vegemite. Unless it's added to a stew or something.

Everyone else I know likes it.

Local Trouble

Local Trouble

#258
"Vegemite has a strong flavour. It is salty, slightly bitter, malty, and has an umami flavour similar to beef bouillon"

And people actually eat that?  On purpose?  I thought it was supposed to be something more like Nutella.

HuDaFuK

HuDaFuK

#259
It's basically Marmite.

Only not.

Wweyland

Wweyland

#260
Quote from: HuDaFuK on Sep 28, 2023, 09:08:02 PMIt's basically Marmite.

Only not.
Somebody said Marmite? Get the twigs ready!

SiL

SiL

#261
Quote from: Local Trouble on Sep 28, 2023, 07:41:00 PM"Vegemite has a strong flavour. It is salty, slightly bitter, malty, and has an umami flavour similar to beef bouillon"

And people actually eat that?  On purpose?  I thought it was supposed to be something more like Nutella.
You're supposed to use as little of it as humanly possible, spread over a piece of toast liberally smothered in butter.

Acid_Reign161

Acid_Reign161

#262
It's basically what David dropped on Planet 4 😂 Civilisation dying and recoiling in horror as Vegemite urns explode over them.

"Look on my works ye Vegemitey and despair".

Local Trouble

Local Trouble

#263
Quote from: SiL on Sep 28, 2023, 09:49:20 PMYou're supposed to use as little of it as humanly possible

But I already do that. :-\

HuDaFuK

HuDaFuK

#264
Quote from: Acid_Reign161 on Sep 29, 2023, 12:29:17 AM"Look on my works ye Vegemitey and despair".
Well played.

SM

SM

#265
Quote from: SiL on Sep 28, 2023, 09:49:20 PM
Quote from: Local Trouble on Sep 28, 2023, 07:41:00 PM"Vegemite has a strong flavour. It is salty, slightly bitter, malty, and has an umami flavour similar to beef bouillon"

And people actually eat that?  On purpose?  I thought it was supposed to be something more like Nutella.
You're supposed to use as little of it as humanly possible, spread over a piece of toast liberally smothered in butter.

* scraped over a piece of toast.

Slutty Badger

Slutty Badger

#266
Quote from: Acid_Reign161 on Sep 29, 2023, 12:29:17 AMIt's basically what David dropped on Planet 4 😂 Civilisation dying and recoiling in horror as Vegemite urns explode over them.

"Look on my works ye Vegemitey and despair".

No, that was Marmite. David created Vegemite by reverse-engineering it.

Local Trouble

Local Trouble

#267
Quote from: SM on Sep 29, 2023, 07:46:01 AM
Quote from: SiL on Sep 28, 2023, 09:49:20 PM
Quote from: Local Trouble on Sep 28, 2023, 07:41:00 PM"Vegemite has a strong flavour. It is salty, slightly bitter, malty, and has an umami flavour similar to beef bouillon"

And people actually eat that?  On purpose?  I thought it was supposed to be something more like Nutella.
You're supposed to use as little of it as humanly possible, spread over a piece of toast liberally smothered in butter.

* scraped over a piece of toast.

Kinda like how Bilbo feels?

Slutty Badger

Slutty Badger

#268
"When [Su Wong] was young, she'd read a banned book called Animal Farm. It was a warning about allowing socialist ideology to fail, when leaders forgot their place as the vanguard of the proletariat, as the first among equals. At the end of the novel, the socialist leadership - the pigs - dressed like the capitalists - the humans. Eating their fine food, sitting in comfortable chairs, drinking their expensive liquors.

Well, Captain Zhang looked like a pig, sitting there in his expensive chair, sipping his whisky, reading his datapad."

OMG WRITING!

TheBATMAN

TheBATMAN

#269
Yeah I gave up with this one two thirds in. Bishop just doesnt feel like Bishop and there's a lot of very very silly stuff happening.

Another miss from Titan sadly.

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