Reminds me of the jokes me and my friends used to share about dying in Dead Space 1.
-Do your business in the toilet. Flush. Turn around, Alien is there.
-Open locker, get your ID pass. Close the locker with a slam. Alien is right behind the locker door.
-Go get a drink in the kitchen, pour water into a glass. Alien drops from above the fridge.
-Mailman buzzes your door, you go get the mail, close the door, there's the Alien.
-Walking along a corridor. Your handphone whatsapp tone rings. You look down to read the msg, there's a tail spike through your chest.
-Turn on your computer. Windows boots up with that jingle. You hear heavy breathing behind you.