*Official* Relationship Advice Thread

[Cvalda]

That is the most amazing reaction gif I've ever seen.

[Rick Grimes]

Why thank you, I'll be sure to pleasure you all tomorrow.

Why thank you, I'll be sure to pleasure you all tomorrow.

[DoomRulz]

Or not.

And before you ask...

Grimes brings the questions, Chief and I bring the advice, SM brings the sarcasm, Cvalda brings the cynicism.

I love you guys. *brofist*

[Crazy Rich]

It was a joke.

I know that dammit, I was trying to escalate it.

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9legy7PWt1qea1da.jpg

No it didn't.

You were trying to escalate it. Should have used that image in the first place.

How 'bout no.

Why thank you, I'll be sure to pleasure you all tomorrow.

"yea so I shit my pants and walked away in a hurry. when is a good time to invite her into my shit covered pants?"

[BANE]

I think this is how 2 girls 1 cup was conceived. By people like Rick, who don't know where his shit goes.

[Vakarian]

 

[Lie]

Why thank you, I'll be sure to pleasure you all tomorrow.

[RagingDragon]

I would like a hot carl, Rick, if you're taking requests.

[Lie]

In my quest to put my mind as ease I've been hooking up with Fleshlight Chick to find out if there were any cameras I think I can safely say that there were none (THANK GOD!), but I appear to be at a cross roads; she thinks were dating, my friends think were dating, her friends think were dating I could just be paranoid but until about 2 days again I was a man on a mission. So I'm asking should I go for it? because she's;

Just us: Quite, shy, fairly easy going, not to over bearing.
On a night out: Still quite, clingy and I mean pretty much my shadow and kinda paranoid.

I reminded you that this is a girl that was cheated on and since then is; to quote "damaged". My time to back out of this is running out... the relationship talk is coming.

Spoiler

I can sense it!

Spoiler

Seriously.

[close]

[close]

[SM]

Bottom line right now is - do you enjoy being with her?

If you're worried about the clingy thing now, I can't imagine that will improve.

[Lie]

I enjoy being with her now but I don't know if it'll stay that way, you see I'm conflicted. I didn't starting asking her out because I liked her and now that I'm starting to get to know her I'm left wondering is this right?

But yes I do enjoy her her company.

[SM]

If you didn't ask her out because you liked her, then it's easy to see why you're conflicted.

[Rick Grimes]

I enjoy being with her now but I don't know if it'll stay that way, you see I'm conflicted. I didn't starting asking her out because I liked her and now that I'm starting to get to know her I'm left wondering is this right?

But yes I do enjoy her her company.

I feel ya bro. I'm like that with Eileen. Lately, I've been taking it slow with her and casually hanging out. She gave me her phone number and we text often, so that's a plus!

[Vickers]

You young folks have it easy.  Back in my day, when I was feeling particularly horny, I had to pleasure myself to pictures.  Not even moving pictures.  You have all this technology now.

[RagingDragon]

I feel you, Riddles.

Thankfully, I could just draw my own porn...