*Official* Relationship Advice Thread

[Rick Grimes]

If I kill him won't I charged for murder and it will be a hate crime to the gay community!

[Cvalda]

If I kill him won't I charged for murder and it will be a hate crime to the gay community!

Say he hit on you.

It's Florida, they hate gay people. You'll get off with a slap on the wrist.

[Rick Grimes]

I'll ditch him at one of the haunted houses and let the zombies eat him while we run off to safety.

[DoomRulz]

So I was starting to make plans with a girl to go to Universal Studios Halloween Horror Nights as a date. Only to find out that her gay friend want's to tag-along also. What do I do?

The way your wrote this, it sounds like he's asking. Did she actually say yes?

[Rick Grimes]

Yeah, I was telling her about it. She thought it'd be great for us to go together; then he over heard and interjected his idea of going with us.

[SiL]

Turn bisexual.

Have threesome in the haunted house.

[Sinister Serenity]

Well, there's your solution.

SiL you genius.

[BANE]

Turn bisexual.

Have threesome in the haunted house.

Yeah, but the logistics of a 2 guy 1 girl threesome are a lot harder to work out than a 2 girl 1 guy scenario.

If we're going to help Rick out, it's got to be with the logistics. Rick, do you have a way of measuring the distance from her front to back doors?

[SM]

It don't matter when it's Arcturian...

[Lie]

So I was starting to make plans with a girl to go to Universal Studios Halloween Horror Nights as a date. Only to find out that her gay friend want's to tag-along also. What do I do?

... Wut?

What do I do?

Remember to eat, shit and sleep.

[Sinister Serenity]

So I was starting to make plans with a girl to go to Universal Studios Halloween Horror Nights as a date. Only to find out that her gay friend want's to tag-along also. What do I do?

... Wut?

What do I do?

Remember to eat, shit and sleep.

Your so helpful Lie. 

[Space Sweeper]

So I was starting to make plans with a girl to go to Universal Studios Halloween Horror Nights as a date. Only to find out that her gay friend want's to tag-along also. What do I do?

She's probably trying to hook you two up.

I told you, dude.

I'd call it the "probablythinksyou'regay" zone.

I told you.

[SM]

'probably thinks you regay?'

She be having a problem wit dat, Babylon?

[Space Sweeper]

I should have never included the apostrophe.

[DoomRulz]

Yeah, I was telling her about it. She thought it'd be great for us to go together; then he over heard and interjected his idea of going with us.

So humour him and ask her out a second time when you're alone.