*Official* Relationship Advice Thread

[First Blood]

What does TMI mean?

http://reddogreport.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/Obama-Facepalm.jpg

I don't think that's worth an Obama facepalm. Asking if you should shit your pants in front of a girl is.

Spoiler

What if there's not a bathroom in sight? Then what? I just shit my pants in front of her?

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[Rick Grimes]

If she's comfortable burping in front of me, then I feel okay to shart my pants when around her (if that ever happens).

[Crazy Rich]

Rick, your the guy here wondering how to control your bowels in front of women. Don't give me that look! 

Yes, exactly.

Really? I thought it was Teenage Mutant Immigrants.

To whom?

[Cvalda]

It was a joke.

[First Blood]

If she's comfortable burping in front of me, then I feel okay to shart my pants when around her (if that ever happens).

But one is harmless and the other is downright gross.

[Crazy Rich]

It was a joke.

I know that dammit, I was trying to escalate it.

[Rick Grimes]

It was a joke.

I know that dammit, I was trying to escalate it.

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Or not.

And before you ask...

[Crazy Rich]

It was a joke.

I know that dammit, I was trying to escalate it.

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9legy7PWt1qea1da.jpg

No it didn't.

[Cvalda]

What a treasure Rick Grimes is.

Consider how much merriment and laughter he brings into our lives with his daily non-sequiturs in this thread!

What will he bring us tomorrow? I can only guess.

[Space Sweeper]

If it means anything Rick, I would walk out on you if you shit your pants in front of me.

[Rick Grimes]

It was a joke.

I know that dammit, I was trying to escalate it.

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9legy7PWt1qea1da.jpg

No it didn't.

You were trying to escalate it. Should have used that image in the first place.

What a treasure Rick Grimes is.

Consider how much merriment and laughter he brings into our lives with his daily non-sequiturs in this thread!

What will he bring us tomorrow? I can only guess.

Why thank you, I'll be sure to pleasure you all tomorrow.

[Cvalda]

Why thank you, I'll be sure to pleasure you all tomorrow.

[Vakarian]

Why thank you, I'll be sure to pleasure you all tomorrow.

[Space Sweeper]

I hope you give good handjobs.

Spoiler

God knows you've honed the technique.

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