Halo

[Nightmare Asylum]

I never had Miranda die once. If its ME 2 we're talking.

Only person to ever die was jack and she only died once.

By ME I assume you mean Mass Effect (though I never played it). But I was talking about Miranda Keyes from Halo 2 and Halo 3.

I never had Miranda die once. If its ME 2 we're talking.

Only person to ever die was jack and she only died once.

[I was joking]
Talking about the Halo Miranda 

Ahh, OK then, carry on

[Space Sweeper]

There's nothing else, I was just making a Halo/Mass Effect cross-over joke.

[Nightmare Asylum]

Well then that all went right over my head

Soo, I was watching some Halo Reach music videos to kind of quench my thirst to replay Reach, and I was thinking about how awesome a music video with all 6 games, the live action videos, and Halo Legends could look. 

[The Ghoul]

I never had Miranda die once. If its ME 2 we're talking.

Only person to ever die was jack and she only died once.

[I was joking]
Talking about the Halo Miranda 

I completely forgot there was a miranda in halo! 

But yeah now that i do remeber i did feel sad when huh......well.

Spoiler

Truth blasted her from behind that f**king balls on his ears asshole! I WAS f**kING GLAD WHEN THE ARBITER GUTTED HIS f**kING ASS

[close]

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

I never had Miranda die once. If its ME 2 we're talking.

Only person to ever die was jack and she only died once.

[I was joking]
Talking about the Halo Miranda 

I completely forgot there was a miranda in halo! 

But yeah now that i do remeber i did feel sad when huh......well.

Spoiler

Truth blasted her from behind that f**king balls on his ears asshole! I WAS f**kING GLAD WHEN THE ARBITER GUTTED HIS f**kING ASS

[close]

I still cant believe that a simple mishearing on the internet has made people cling to the belief that Arbiter says

Spoiler

"Asshole, you must be silenced" when he stabs him

[close]

[Space Sweeper]

That makes me want to kick multiple people's dicks up into their bladders.

[Nightmare Asylum]

People really thought that??? Not once did that ever enter my mind...

[Sharp Sticks]

Spoiler

"Asshole, you must be silenced" when he stabs him

[close]

Damn it. Now I'll never hear the line the same way again.

Oh Keith, I've betrayed you.

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

So what are some of the funniest things youve seen during gameplay?
Ive seen a Jackal walk into a crate for two minutes straight then, when it saw me, it jumped up, over charged its plasma pistol, and shot right into the crate killing itself from splash damage. I loled.

I also saw a jet pack elite throw a grenade at me, i side-stepped, and stick another jet pack elite as it jumped off. The elite landed in between four grunts and blew up. As the original heretic elite landed i made it a point to assasinate it from mid air with a jet pack, causing the rape animation we all know and love.

Spoiler

Right PBA?

[close]

Also ive seen a wraith, targeted by the target locator, try and get away by boosting, it boosted right into another wraith in front of it, destroying it and causing the debrise to splatter and destroy three grunts and an elite shooting at me. I loled like a madman.

Those are all just Reach and ive seen many funny things before. Anyone else gots stories?

[TheMonolith]

Spoiler

"Asshole, you must be silenced" when he stabs him

[close]

Damn it. Now I'll never hear the line the same way again.

Oh Keith, I've betrayed you.

I heard it that way too the first time, but my pal corrected me.

[Purebreedalien]

So what are some of the funniest things youve seen during gameplay?
Ive seen a Jackal walk into a crate for two minutes straight then, when it saw me, it jumped up, over charged its plasma pistol, and shot right into the crate killing itself from splash damage. I loled.

I also saw a jet pack elite throw a grenade at me, i side-stepped, and stick another jet pack elite as it jumped off. The elite landed in between four grunts and blew up. As the original heretic elite landed i made it a point to assasinate it from mid air with a jet pack, causing the rape animation we all know and love.

Spoiler

Right PBA?

[close]

Also ive seen a wraith, targeted by the target locator, try and get away by boosting, it boosted right into another wraith in front of it, destroying it and causing the debrise to splatter and destroy three grunts and an elite shooting at me. I loled like a madman.

Those are all just Reach and ive seen many funny things before. Anyone else gots stories?

'Rape' animation? Love?

Guilty... 

Spoiler

[close]

Anyway I was watching one of my Firefight matches in Theatre and I shot at a Grunt and the Grunt's head vanished once I got a headshot. I took a screenshot.

[The Ghoul]

I never had Miranda die once. If its ME 2 we're talking.

Only person to ever die was jack and she only died once.

[I was joking]
Talking about the Halo Miranda 

I completely forgot there was a miranda in halo! 

But yeah now that i do remeber i did feel sad when huh......well.

Spoiler

Truth blasted her from behind that f**king balls on his ears asshole! I WAS f**kING GLAD WHEN THE ARBITER GUTTED HIS f**kING ASS

[close]

I still cant believe that a simple mishearing on the internet has made people cling to the belief that Arbiter says

Spoiler

"Asshole, you must be silenced" when he stabs him

[close]

Woah i never heard that one before but i wouldn't care if he did say that. Truth is a A**hole.

[TJ Doc]

I still cant believe that a simple mishearing on the internet has made people cling to the belief that Arbiter says

Spoiler

"Asshole, you must be silenced" when he stabs him

[close]

Ah ha ha!

Oh man, that's awesome. That is, like, right up there with "Yippie Ki-Yay". 

[Space Sweeper]

So what are some of the funniest things youve seen during gameplay?
Ive seen a Jackal walk into a crate for two minutes straight then, when it saw me, it jumped up, over charged its plasma pistol, and shot right into the crate killing itself from splash damage. I loled.

I also saw a jet pack elite throw a grenade at me, i side-stepped, and stick another jet pack elite as it jumped off. The elite landed in between four grunts and blew up. As the original heretic elite landed i made it a point to assasinate it from mid air with a jet pack, causing the rape animation we all know and love.

Spoiler

Right PBA?

[close]

Also ive seen a wraith, targeted by the target locator, try and get away by boosting, it boosted right into another wraith in front of it, destroying it and causing the debrise to splatter and destroy three grunts and an elite shooting at me. I loled like a madman.

Those are all just Reach and ive seen many funny things before. Anyone else gots stories?

'Rape' animation? Love?

Guilty... 

Spoiler

[close]

Anyway I was watching one of my Firefight matches in Theatre and I shot at a Grunt and the Grunt's head vanished once I got a headshot. I took a screenshot.

I guess.. one of the programmers read the novels?

[DoomRulz]

So what are some of the funniest things youve seen during gameplay?

Playing Reach on Legendary and shooting a Gold Elite in the head while it quite literally just stands there and doesn't react. Some sort of AI bug.