Just Talk. Part 1

[Space Sweeper]

Dude, what I'm makin', it's f**kin' thrilla Vanilla Coca-Cola. It's f**kin' killa.

You, what you're making, yeah, sure, it's pretty damn good. It's the Classic, man, afterall.

But, me, what I got, it's more... refined. It's a bit more, elegant, if you will. For those who want something more than the run of the mill.

Run of the mill. Funny, coming from a brand knock-off that will enjoy a few weeks, months if it's lucky, at the local corner store, then disappear before anybody can recall the taste again. There's nothing more refined then a classic, that's why it's a classic. You're just the colour injected into a black and white fil--

Yes. 

Just don't ask SpaceMarines for them,

Spoiler

I am the one who makes the sliders.

[close]

But I was told that SpaceMarines sliders taste better

Then I'm afraid I must inform you: what you've been told is wrong.  My Sweeper Sliders are a burger unbeat. It is the purest, most chemically and tastefully sound product on the market, anywhere. 99.1% pure beef, to be exact. Real Canadian bacon. Pure orange cheddar. What you're buying from this... chump SpaceMarines? It's not even on the same chart. It's grade school t-ball versus the New York Yankees. His is just some tepid off-brand generic cola. What I'm making is Classic Coke.

According to SpaceMarines, the Yankees got swept in the playoffs this year. I don't know what that means, but...

Okay, Aspie, now you're just trying to instigate shit, probably to make us forget how much you suck.

But you can't make us forget.

There are a few constants in this universe; c is the speed limit, thermodynamics can't be broken, and Apsie will forever suck.

Yeah, Jesus Aspie, f**k you. Shut up. You suck.

Shut the f**k up. 

[Aspie]

All I'm saying, is that we need proof on whose is better.

[RazorSlash]

And, just like that, the universe became calm once more. After a long, heated battle in which friends became enemies, enemies became friends again, all under the fact that Aspie does, indeed, suck. In each generation, each world, each universe, and each dimension, there is one, true definite: Aspie sucks.

[SpaceMarines]

Okay, Aspie, now you're just trying to instigate shit, probably to make us forget how much you suck.

But you can't make us forget.

There are a few constants in this universe; c is the speed limit, thermodynamics can't be broken, and Apsie will forever suck.

Yeah, Jesus Aspie, f**k you. Shut up. You suck.

Shut the f**k up. 

Well, glad we've found some common ground.

Let's put aside our petty differences, and join forces. Together, our sliders would be unstoppable.

The energy now freed up can finally be turned back to its more productive use;

Reminding Aspie that he sucks.

And, just like that, the universe became calm once more. After a long, heated battle in which friends became enemies, enemies became friends again, all under the fact that Aspie does, indeed, suck. In each generation, each world, each universe, and each dimension, there is one, true definite: Aspie sucks.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80Lwj_ybVno#

[RazorSlash]

And then the slider can have double the cocaine!

[Space Sweeper]

All I'm saying, is that we need proof on whose is better.

A man who cannot trust his own mouth to make that choice is not a man I wish to consume my product.

Okay, Aspie, now you're just trying to instigate shit, probably to make us forget how much you suck.

But you can't make us forget.

There are a few constants in this universe; c is the speed limit, thermodynamics can't be broken, and Apsie will forever suck.

Yeah, Jesus Aspie, f**k you. Shut up. You suck.

Shut the f**k up. 

Well, glad we've found some common ground.

Let's put aside our petty differences, and join forces. Together, our sliders would be unstoppable.

The energy now freed up can finally be turned back to its more productive use;

Reminding Aspie that he sucks.

[Aspie]

All I'm saying, is that we need proof on whose is better.

A man who cannot trust his own mouth to make that choice is not a man I wish to consume my product.

Okay, Aspie, now you're just trying to instigate shit, probably to make us forget how much you suck.

But you can't make us forget.

There are a few constants in this universe; c is the speed limit, thermodynamics can't be broken, and Apsie will forever suck.

Yeah, Jesus Aspie, f**k you. Shut up. You suck.

Shut the f**k up. 

Well, glad we've found some common ground.

Let's put aside our petty differences, and join forces. Together, our sliders would be unstoppable.

The energy now freed up can finally be turned back to its more productive use;

Reminding Aspie that he sucks.

I havent tasted it!

[SpaceMarines]

Shut up, Aspie.

[Space Sweeper]

Yeah, shut up, Aspie.

[RazorSlash]

Sweeps and SpaceMarines should start a slider restaurant and call it SpaceWay.

I got it made,
I got it made,
I got it made fresh at SpaceWay

[Aspie]

I THINK THE PEOPLE OF AVPG NEED THE TRUTH. WE NEED EVIDENCE THROUGH PICTURES OR SOME SHIT.

[SpaceMarines]

Shut up, Aspie.

Yeah, shut up, Aspie.

Sweeps and SpaceMarines should start a slider restaurant and call it SpaceWay.

I got it made,
I got it made,
I got it made fresh at SpaceWay

[Aspie]

Shut up, Aspie.

Yeah, shut up, Aspie.

Sweeps and SpaceMarines should start a slider restaurant and call it SpaceWay.

I got it made,
I got it made,
I got it made fresh at SpaceWay

http://oi54.tinypic.com/2z3wjg0.jpg

All I want to know is, who is the best slider maker? No bullshit this time. Out of you two, who is the best? Seriously.

[SpaceMarines]

There are no Sweeper Sliders. There are no Space Sliders.

There are only our Sliders. A single, unified, being. A creation of two minds, the possession of both together, but neither separate.

[Aspie]

There are no Sweeper Sliders. There are no Space Sliders.

There are only our Sliders. A single, unified, being. A creation of two minds, the possession of both together, but neither separate.

So basically, your slides are better and you feel you need to sympathize with Space Sweeper's sub-par slides, so you lump his in with yours. Such a gentleman, sharing the glory like that.