Just Talk. Part 1

[DJ Pu$$yface]

*Drops chain saw and hastily takes off al armor and hidden knives*
I'm unarmed!

*Escapes the room, screaming, desperately trying to pull up underwear*

The hunt begins...

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

Why ya skeptical man?
*Cough*Sweeper there's a car in the parking lot, no weapons in it*cough*
Huh?

[DJ Pu$$yface]

*Distracts Fitz and chases Sweeper*

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

*DJ only finds an empty Taco van*
MEXICANO WHOOO!

[Space Sweeper]

Why ya skeptical man?
*Cough*Sweeper there's a car in the parking lot, no weapons in it*cough*
Huh?

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*Distracts Fitz and chases Sweeper*

*DJ only finds an empty Taco van*
MEXICANO WHOOO!

MY BUTTHOOOOLE! MY BUTTHOOOOOOOLE! WHAT THE f**k IS GOING ON!?!?

[DJ Pu$$yface]

No Tacos? NO TACOS? NO F**KING TACOS?!?

[Space Sweeper]

MY ASS! I NEED OINTMENT!

[DJ Pu$$yface]

MY ASS! I NEED OINTMENT!

THAT IS IT! TIME FOR THE SPEAR!

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

*Picks up AA-12 from the ground*
SWEEPER RUUUN!
*Places 30 rounds into DJ's unarmed stomach. Nearly four times as many as what blacked him out in P2, killing him*

[Space Sweeper]

*Bitch squeel*

*Runs naked through the busy street, underwear barely clinging to legs*

[DJ Pu$$yface]

*Picks up AA-12 from the ground*
SWEEPER RUUUN!
*Places 30 rounds into DJ's unarmed stomach. Nearly four times as many as what blacked him out in P2, killing him*

Sup? I'm Pussyface's big bro.

*Slashes Fitz in half*

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

*Places 10 pounds of C4 on DJ*
And they said 4 pounds were excessive.
*Runs back a good distance and detonates them*
That'll be all. Good night Galaxy

*Picks up AA-12 from the ground*
SWEEPER RUUUN!
*Places 30 rounds into DJ's unarmed stomach. Nearly four times as many as what blacked him out in P2, killing him*

Sup? I'm Pussyface's big bro.
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*Slashes Fitz in half*

*Dodges blade*
ha!
*Slashes Falconer with a machete in the back then stabs his neck*
Dead like in the movie!

[DJ Pu$$yface]

BITCH YOU KILL MAH OLD BROS!


*Blasts Fitz's stomach out, decapitates him effectivevly killing him*

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

That was Chupa you BASTARD HE WAS THE OTHER SOLDIER!
*Log comes down and smashes DJ Diablo*
Now goodbye!
*Throws C4 and kills DJ*

[DJ Pu$$yface]

*Rolls away from under log*

You can dodge a foot-long blade I can move a log!