Just Talk. Part 1

[Space Sweeper]

Suddenly my office smells like bacon...wtf?

Why is this not in the 'What made you happy today' thread?
WHY IS THIS NOT IN THE 'WHAT MADE YOU HAPPY TODAY' THREAD!?

[The Ghoul]

Damn I did mighty fine work on Fitz's new avy. 

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

So....
I seem to have found this lying around.
*Throws down a rather large satchel with red stains on it*
Now I'm not sure who did it. But the news is unfortunate.
*Unzips satchel*
I'm sorry buddy.
*Inside the satchel is the dead corpse of Chupa, face covered in blood*
Ok. I'm going to ca in a dude, see what he can see about the body.
Meanwhile pay your respects.
*Turns around and makes a call*

[The Ghoul]

Ghouls body Removal service. How are you today sir?

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

I'd like to call in your best man to inspect a body.
Tell me what might have occurred to it. Is that possible?

[The Ghoul]

That can be done sir. Ghoul is on his way.


*couple mins later Ghoul shows up.*

Ok where's the body? Ah never mind I found it.


*looks at Chupa's body.*


Hmmmm.

[Space Sweeper]

I think I'm up for a little drinkie n' Xbox tomorrow night.

[The Ghoul]

I think I'm up for a little drinkie n' Xbox tomorrow night.

I like the sound of that.








(Continues to look at Chupa's body)

Ok he was killed by oh my.


A wooden object. Much like a Stake or spear.

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

Hmm...
Whee exactly did they lodge it? And can you tell how long he's been dead?

[The Ghoul]

Well due to the fact that he doesn't smell yet. He hasn't been dead for very long, maybe 30 mins to a couple of hours.

It was lodged in his heart and then pulled out in an agressive manner, so large ammounts of blood splatter.

Death was rather quick but brutal.

[Space Sweeper]

Fitz- center dat sig!

Gunnoight, Galaxy.

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

Hmmm... That's...
*Closes Chupa's eyes*
Well it sucks.
*Looks at Space Sweeper and gets a look if bewilderment on his face*
Excuse me but where were you half an hour ago?!?
*Sweeper goes offline*
Dammit he's gone!
*looksto ghoul*
I'll compensate you for all your time but we need to don't the culprit of this Crome.
When I found the body I found this
*Holds up a curly brown hair*

[The Ghoul]

Oh my.


I'll look right into this. (takes the hair)


Do you want me to do somthing about the body?

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

Hmm... I think we should preserve it for now.
Further investigation may be required later on.

[Space Sweeper]

Oh my.
I'll look right into this.

That's what she said.