The Confession Thread

[Local Trouble]

I'm a kinky degenerate.

Does it involve grapefruit?

[Huggs]

I'm waiting for the day when a bird poops on my clothes, so I can ask "how do I get out of this chicken sh*t outfit?" and mean it literally.

[Kradan]

Well, you have to wait 'till chickens learn how to fly properly, I guess.

[Huggs]

Well, you have to wait 'till chickens learn how to fly properly, I guess.

Chickens can fly just fine. They used to nest up in the evergreen trees here.

[EJA]

I love thigh length leather boots on a lady.

Does that count?

[[cancerblack]]

I love thigh length leather boots on a lady.

Does that count?

Looks good but it's awkward as hell in bed.

[EJA]

I love thigh length leather boots on a lady.

Does that count?

Looks good but it's awkward as hell in bed.

How?

[Huggs]

I love thigh length leather boots on a lady.

Does that count?

Looks good but it's awkward as hell in bed.

Well, ideally, she should be the one wearing them.

Spoiler

[close]

[EJA]

I love thigh length leather boots on a lady.

Does that count?

Looks good but it's awkward as hell in bed.

Well, ideally, she should be the one wearing them.

Spoiler

[close]

Definitely. VERY awkward, otherwise.

[Huggs]

Heeeyah! (whack!)

Crack dat whip!

[EJA]

Heeeyah! (whack!)

Crack dat whip!

Haha, not into whips, personally!

There's only one reason I watch Pretty Woman

[Huggs]

Haha, not into whips, personally!

Me either.

It was just my cowboy instinct.

[EJA]

 I love Pretty Woman.

Well, actually, there is one thing I have to confess to.....

.....

.....I hate Joss Whedon and Sarah Michelle Gellar.

Actually, there is something I'd like to confess to, but I'm a bit shy.......

[Local Trouble]

Does it involve Catherine Zeta-Jones?

[EJA]

Does it involve Catherine Zeta-Jones?

Well, it does kind of involve her boots in The Haunting.....