Was having sort of a rambling conversation earlier this evening and it reminded me that nobody in my family knows anything about my account here. So if anything happened to me, obviously, it wouldn't be communicated. I suppose communication would just cease.
Easiest solution to said such, is just to say if I ever dissapear long term (like 6 months) it means I croaked. 1 month just means I'm refining my elaborate plan for world cheese domination, again.
I will succeed, it will be mine.