Just Talk.

[Huggs]

Spit Tabasco in its face and send it rolling into a 9-foot fan.

[𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔈𝔦𝔤𝔥𝔱𝔥 𝔓𝔞𝔰𝔰𝔢𝔫𝔤𝔢𝔯]

To be fair, he was cleaning that spot very cautiously, often glancing up fearfully into the vent.

And what would've he done if it had showed up ?

Used harsh language ?

His mop.

[Kradan]

Not flamethrower, not pulse rifle, not power loader. Mop - THE ULTIMATE WEAPON AGAINST ALIENS !!!!1111

[𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔈𝔦𝔤𝔥𝔱𝔥 𝔓𝔞𝔰𝔰𝔢𝔫𝔤𝔢𝔯]

They ain't got no tactical smart missiles, no phase-plasma pulse rifles, no RPGs, no f*cking sonic electronic ball breakers! No nukes, no knives, no sharp sticks... All they've got are mops.

[Huggs]

Not flamethrower, not pulse rifle, not power loader. Mop - THE ULTIMATE WEAPON AGAINST ALIENS !!!!1111

You saw how nasty that floor was.

[Local Trouble]

Do you know anyone who sounds like Boomhauer when he talks?

[Huggs]

Not offhand, but I do his voice every now and then for friends and family.

[Gr33n M4n]

Green Bay moved up to draft a freaking QB.

[Voodoo Magic]

Green Bay moved up to draft a freaking QB.

The AR beast is cooked?

[Gr33n M4n]

Rodgers must be ticked off. They pass on a lineman and Rodgers is the same age as Favre was when Rodgers was selected in 2005 to replace him.

[Voodoo Magic]

Considering Aaron is 5 years younger than Brees, even more than Brady, I'd be frustrated if I was him. Yet, Aaron does have a more extensive injury history to consider though...

[Kradan]

I honestly think this is the best YouTube walkthrough of Isolation. It captures feelings of someone playing for the first time perfectly.

https://youtu.be/1qmwSB5HEhU?list=PLj5l0dG7_wBtaYNj0jklw5wIc1UwVA2HW

[Kradan]

HAPPY ALIEN DAY TO EVERYONE !!!

Spoiler

But you know what's really funny ? 26th of April is when Chernobyl blew up.

[close]

[Immortan Jonesy]

Yeah. Let's have fun. 

Spoiler

But you know what's really funny ? 26th of April is when Chernobyl blew up.

[close]

You are from Ukraine?

[Kradan]

Oh, didn't I mention it like million times ? 

Also the fact that Aliens came out in 1986 and it ended with massive explosion makes me think that God has special sense of humour.