What made you happy today?

[Local Trouble]

I believe that there were at least two. I broke my pencil and thru the desk up in rage

They should have included a disclaimer for people like us.

[Huggs]

I believe that there were at least two. I broke my pencil and thru the desk up in rage

They should have included a disclaimer for people like us.

"A stranger stops you on the street and asks your opinion on the Alien Skull. Do you,"

A. Like the Skull
B. Love the Skull
C. Think the Skull is the best feature of the Xenomorph
D. Wish you could stare at the skull all day
E. Attempt to get "Pro Skull and Proud of it" tattooed on your arms

There are no other options. You have only one pencil, 30 seconds to answer, and your entire future hinges on this one question

[FiorinaFury161]

F. Jumps in front of speeding bus instead of answering question.

[Huggs]

F. Jumps in front of speeding bus instead of answering question.

You survive the impact. 3 weeks later, you come out of your coma, and see the same stranger. You can't escape the full body cast, and the national news is broadcasting the moment live. The world wants to know.

[Local Trouble]

I'd swallow my tongue.

[Darwinsgirl]

Someone from work purchased an ALIEN Covenant  poster from a local video store and gave it to me.  It was most appreciated.

[Baron Von Marlon]

Had great night's sleep. 22h to 10h. Did wake up a couple of times but it was still pretty good.

Someone from work purchased an ALIEN Covenant  poster from a local video store and gave it to me.  It was most appreciated.

Could it be the future Mr. Darwinsgirl? 

[Darwinsgirl]

Had great night's sleep. 22h to 10h. Did wake up a couple of times but it was still pretty good.

Someone from work purchased an ALIEN Covenant  poster from a local video store and gave it to me.  It was most appreciated.

Could it be the future Mr. Darwinsgirl? 

  Your Sweet! Well considering I'm old enough to be his mother  Not likely. I own a brick & mortar retail store and thoughtful customers often give me ALIEN related items as I have them all over the shop.

[Baron Von Marlon]

Had great night's sleep. 22h to 10h. Did wake up a couple of times but it was still pretty good.

Someone from work purchased an ALIEN Covenant  poster from a local video store and gave it to me.  It was most appreciated.

Could it be the future Mr. Darwinsgirl? 

  Your Sweet! Well considering I'm old enough to be his mother  Not likely. I own a brick & mortar retail store and thoughtful customers often give me ALIEN related items as I have them all over the shop.

A lot of men prefer older women  I know I do 
Your customors want you too.

[The Old One]

Not creepy at all Baron. 

[Baron Von Marlon]

Not creepy at all Baron. 

What? I said her colleagues and customers want her 
I can't say I do as I don't know her. Maybe after she wines and dines me. Maybe... 

[FiorinaFury161]

F. Jumps in front of speeding bus instead of answering question.

You survive the impact. 3 weeks later, you come out of your coma, and see the same stranger. You can't escape the full body cast, and the national news is broadcasting the moment live. The world wants to know.

*Whispers into lawyer's ear to pull the plug*

[Huggs]

F. Jumps in front of speeding bus instead of answering question.

You survive the impact. 3 weeks later, you come out of your coma, and see the same stranger. You can't escape the full body cast, and the national news is broadcasting the moment live. The world wants to know.

*Whispers into lawyer's ear to pull the plug*

That wasn't your lawyer. He's been...detained in transit. It was just the maintenance guy. The TV's off now though, so there's that. Oh look, the medication is having an effect. I think you said E. Might've been D though. Best not take any chances and just do both. Bring in the cardboard standee, and get me Chris Garver on the line. Yeah, just set it right there fellas. Yeah, right in front of the bed. Aw, look everybody he's so happy he's crying. 

A lot of men prefer older women

I second this motion.

[FiorinaFury161]

Local Trouble sees the agony I am in, comes in and mows everyone down, except his fellow SKULL hater. With last gasp of energy, I raise my fist and utter my last words: Hate The SKULL. Dead. /discussion

A lot of men prefer older women

Ewwwwww!

"Awww, it looks like a sad old man." - Gay gynecologist peeking under the sheets during exam

[Huggs]

A lot of men prefer older women

Ewwwwww!

"Awww, it looks like a sad old man." - Gay gynecologist peeking under the sheets during exam

Well, not a "Granny take your teeth out" sort of older. I mean for god's sakes.