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[Mr. Sin]

That's not a joke.

I thought it was quite funny, but you already found my humor lacking so I took a page from your play book. Just be a dick, so to speak. As you haven't contributed a joke yet I assumed this was your humor.

My mistake.

[SiL]

Wow, jihad me going there for a moment.

I hope we can still be Meccable.

[Mr. Sin]

Wow, jihad me going there for a moment.

I hope we can still be Meccable.

That was good! Haha.

[Crazy Rich]

That's not a joke.

What he means is you've been added to the "dick list", which myself and SiL are also on.

At least we aren't short on dick.

[BANE]

Wow, jihad me going there for a moment.

I hope we can still be Meccable.

Yep. Wouldn't want to have to break your knees with an Allahu AkBar.

[Mr. Sin]

That's not a joke.

What he means is you've been added to the "dick list", which myself and SiL are also on.

At least we aren't short on dick.

You and SIL were expunged from that list yesterday. I must simply grow used to your namby pamby way of viewing things.

[SM]

That's not a joke.

What he means is you've been added to the "dick list", which myself and SiL are also on.

At least we aren't short on dick.

Better that than the "painfully unfunny list" I suppose.

That's not a joke.

I thought it was quite funny, but you already found my humor lacking so I took a page from your play book. Just be a dick, so to speak. As you haven't contributed a joke yet I assumed this was your humor.

My mistake.

Indeed.  I wasn't making the claim to be "humorous".  So make mitt der yucks funny man.

Wow, jihad me going there for a moment.

I hope we can still be Meccable.

You know, Bane was almost heading in the right direction there for a second...

Yep. Wouldn't want to have to break your knees with an Allahu AkBar.

Aaaaaaand it's gone.

[Mr. Sin]

Oh SM, you're just the best!

I wish we could be friends in real life!


SM:   ( ಠ ಠ )   Bleh everything sucks so I'm going to talk about how bad it sucks because that's productive! I'll talk down to strangers because I can and it's great! I am such an edgy rebel.

MR. SIN:   (＾＾)ｂGood!    You go, big man!

[SM]

...not sure if your mics on.

[BANE]

Mm Hm.

Down the right direction of painfully obvious puns. 

Maybe next I'll say something about getting sucked into a planes' turban jet engine. Or maybe eating a salad with some islamic vinaigrette.

Bad puns make my day and my sides split, that's for sure.

[SM]

That turban one wasn't bad - 'cos you can mock Muslims AND Sikhs all at once - but let down by the weak vinaigrette thing.

[BANE]

You've never had balsamic vinaigrette?

Because if you had I think that's the better pun...

[SiL]

Jesus would've performed a miracle to save himself, but he was too cross.

[SM]

Too soon.

The old standby for 'cross' joke is the vampire jumping on the bonnet of the car with two nuns in it.  One yells "Get off the car!"  The other says "Show him your cross".  The first says "GET OFF THE f**kING CAR!!"

*badoom tssssh*

You've never had balsamic vinaigrette?

Because if you had I think that's the better pun...

The sounds between balsamic and Islamic don't really scan that well, like "you had" and "jihad" does.

[BANE]

Ah well, on to bigger and better things.

Buddha insulted me on my wedding day.

The nirvanna him!