GRIMEZ SHRINE... New Relationship Advice thread..

[Cvalda]

Oh?

[ikarop]

Oh! Send that to one of the alleged girls waiting in line to be Cal's gf and he'll marry her.

It's the power of the...

[Cal427eb]

None of them can live up to your waifu

So true.

[Cvalda]

Single of course. I value my freedom and I don't want to be dependent on someone else.

Translation: can't get a girlfriend if he tried.

Not really. I had gfs before but its waste of time, money and nerves.

The girls don't want to watch what you like to watch in like 99% of the time. They like just random romantic crap and low budget comedies. Thats gross.
They don't like if you leave some car parts on the table.
They don't like car parts in the house at all.
They don't like when you leave your bed as it is after you wake up. (its like you are never going back to sleep in it EVER again..)
They don't like when you leave clothes on the floor because you were in a hurry.
If you spill something on the table or on the floor they demand to be cleaned ASAP!11111! Its like they think its their house or something.
"You have a jelly stain on your shirt. So? Change it!"
"You have car oil stain on your jeans. So? Change them!"
"You ripped your jeans on the knee. So? Throw them away!"
"Buy me this!"
"Buy me that!"
They don't like any guns hanging on the walls. Being airsoft or real guns.
They don't like manly posters at all - not with cars, nude girls or video game related.
"You look great! You are lying!"
"You look bad! Why you are insulting me!"
"Are you alright? Yes. (it means NO)"
They don't like if you decide to play some basketball in the house with your friends.
They don't like if you ride a skateboard in the house.
Basically all outdoor games are forbidden if they are played indoors.

The list can go on forever. Its too much hassle. If I wanted to live with my "mom" (because its almost the same) I wouldn't move out in a first place. The crazy chicks on the hand are completely the opposite way and they enjoy the same stuff as you do but they come and go. They are not up for something long and engaging. They just want to have fun. They can't be serious thing. Thats why they are the crazy chicks after all.

The "normal" gfs are too much hassle for me atm. My thoughts are flying too high for things like stain on my pants or messy bed to be a big deal. Such things are so blank and insignificant, they don't "break" anything, they don't change the system. If some girl is making a trouble for stuff like that, she is just increasing the gap between us. "I am with you because of what you are. If you are not with me for what I am, why you are still here then?" I am with the girl because of her personality and I will never try to change her. If she's not like that, why she decided to go with me then? Because my pants were clean when we met? It looks like thats very important for them.

[Shasvre]

Single of course. I value my freedom and I don't want to be dependent on someone else.

Translation: can't get a girlfriend if he tried.

Not really. I had gfs before but its waste of time, money and nerves.

The girls don't want to watch what you like to watch in like 99% of the time. They like just random romantic crap and low budget comedies. Thats gross.
They don't like if you leave some car parts on the table.
They don't like car parts in the house at all.
They don't like when you leave your bed as it is after you wake up. (its like you are never going back to sleep in it EVER again..)
They don't like when you leave clothes on the floor because you were in a hurry.
If you spill something on the table or on the floor they demand to be cleaned ASAP!11111! Its like they think its their house or something.
"You have a jelly stain on your shirt. So? Change it!"
"You have car oil stain on your jeans. So? Change them!"
"You ripped your jeans on the knee. So? Throw them away!"
"Buy me this!"
"Buy me that!"
They don't like any guns hanging on the walls. Being airsoft or real guns.
They don't like manly posters at all - not with cars, nude girls or video game related.
"You look great! You are lying!"
"You look bad! Why you are insulting me!"
"Are you alright? Yes. (it means NO)"
They don't like if you decide to play some basketball in the house with your friends.
They don't like if you ride a skateboard in the house.
Basically all outdoor games are forbidden if they are played indoors.

The list can go on forever. Its too much hassle. If I wanted to live with my "mom" (because its almost the same) I wouldn't move out in a first place. The crazy chicks on the hand are completely the opposite way and they enjoy the same stuff as you do but they come and go. They are not up for something long and engaging. They just want to have fun. They can't be serious thing. Thats why they are the crazy chicks after all.

The "normal" gfs are too much hassle for me atm. My thoughts are flying too high for things like stain on my pants or messy bed to be a big deal. Such things are so blank and insignificant, they don't "break" anything, they don't change the system. If some girl is making a trouble for stuff like that, she is just increasing the gap between us. "I am with you because of what you are. If you are not with me for what I am, why you are still here then?" I am with the girl because of her personality and I will never try to change her. If she's not like that, why she decided to go with me then? Because my pants were clean when we met? It looks like thats very important for them.

Truly, this man speaks for all of us.

[Crazy Rich]

Not me. Only Crazy Rich may speak for Crazy Rich.

Crazy Rich says Winter is a bossy bottom.

[LastSurvivor92]

Where would I go to find a gay man like myself? I've gone to the bars, dating apps etc. All the men are man whores. I'm looking for something serious but most of the gay guys I meet find me attractive and end up just wanting to f**k instead of pursuing something committed. I'd rather be someone's desirable pursuit rather than a disposable pleasure.

Anyone have any advice for this gay man right here?

[SM]

Do you like manly things like car parts on the table and video game posters and playing outdoor games indoors?

[LastSurvivor92]

Yes I do! Most of my buddies never even had a clue I was gay until I came out a few years back. Most people were shocked but still accepted me for who I was. I am a most active straight acting man but have my feminine moments. I'm not into 'flaming' gays or cross dressers etc. 

[SM]

Well Winter above clearly has no interest in girls, so...

[Rong]

hahahah oh lordy sm hahaha


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUX4w7uzqY8#ws

[LastSurvivor92]

hahahah oh lordy sm hahaha


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUX4w7uzqY8#ws

[Kimarhi]

Do you like manly things like car parts on the table and video game posters and playing outdoor games indoors?

[ShadowPred]

Do you like manly things like car parts on the table and video game posters and playing outdoor games indoors?

Lol, I need to have this post framed.

[Rong]

http://instagram.com/instagranniepants

This entire account is amaze.