Dumb things people say about either franchise or its characters

Started by underbound, Jul 06, 2013, 01:19:25 PM

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JokersWarPig

Little is good about avp, nothing is good about AVPR. Wolf was dumb, the aliens where dumb...hell the pred-alien was the smartest character in the movie.

Novak 1334

The fanboy worship of Wolf... he's easily one of the worst Predators ever committed to film

TheMonolith

He IS the worst Predator ever committed to film.
I once said he was the Steven Segal of Predators. That is being too generous.
Wolf is the Tommy Wiseau of Predators.

Novak 1334

Quote from: TheMonolith on Jul 14, 2013, 02:29:25 PM
He IS the worst Predator ever committed to film.
I once said he was the Steven Segal of Predators. That is being too generous.
Wolf is the Tommy Wiseau of Predators.

He's to Predators, what Carrot Top is to comedy

predxeno


Quote from: AliceApocalypse on Jul 13, 2013, 04:57:27 PM
AVP was a comic by Dark Horse.  The larger Predator design as well as the Predxeno was taken directly from the comic.  Anderson admitted to taking the designs from the EU. 

Even the human/predator team was in the comic first.

Slip of the tongue or deliberate inflection? ;)

AliceApocalypse

Quote from: predxeno on Jul 15, 2013, 05:28:29 AM

Quote from: AliceApocalypse on Jul 13, 2013, 04:57:27 PM
AVP was a comic by Dark Horse.  The larger Predator design as well as the Predxeno was taken directly from the comic.  Anderson admitted to taking the designs from the EU. 

Even the human/predator team was in the comic first.

Slip of the tongue or deliberate inflection? ;)

Just being lazy  :D

Quote from: TheMonolith on Jul 14, 2013, 02:29:25 PM
He IS the worst Predator ever committed to film.
I once said he was the Steven Segal of Predators. That is being too generous.
Wolf is the Tommy Wiseau of Predators.

Chopper was worse  :P

TheMonolith

Chopper got killed realistically because he was not paying attention.
Wolf is a Mary Sue. Perfection is boring.

AliceApocalypse

Maybe Wolf was just really, really old.  Chopper was kind of a pansy. 

TheMonolith

I'll take a red shirt over the Strause Brothers' dream date any day.

AliceApocalypse


The Runner

Most people at other sites seem to use Wolf(AND AVPR) in general as an argument as to why Xenomorphs are weak.

*le puke*

TheMonolith

TheMonolith

#41
Ten bucks says they all have cardboard cutouts of Wolf in their closets to make out with.
I wonder what a predator would have to say about this.

(Looks off to the side and imagines conversation)

Weak? You dare say that our prey is weak? Do you know what you say when you call our prey weak? If they are weak, than what is our effort for? If they are weak, then we exaggerate our triumphs over them. If they are weak, then we lie when we tell of the tales of hardship at getting their skulls. If they are weak, then we never had to face a challenge when we went against them. You know what that would make us? It would make us...weak. You are not calling us weak, are you?
(Grabs fan boy by the neck, looks him over, scoffs, and throws him down to the ground.)
We only hunt the strong.

demonbane

Quote from: TheMonolith on Jul 15, 2013, 01:14:10 PM
Chopper got killed realistically because he was not paying attention.
Wolf is a Mary Sue. Perfection is boring.
He is not even perfect. He took off its mask while fighting Predalien. How does he know that Predalien recognize honor?
I mean Predalien could have attacked him at any time, yet wtf? That's pure stupidity and bad writing.

Quote from: The Runner on Jul 16, 2013, 01:31:14 AM
Most people at other sites seem to use Wolf(AND AVPR) in general as an argument as to why Xenomorphs are weak.

*le puke*
Please read what I said before here.

Predator Queen

I guess the stupidest thing I heard was someone who said Predators are ugly.

Bitch they be fabulous.

Hudson

Anytime I'm watching the Alien series with someone who's not very familier with the movies who keeps saying "it's gonna come out of that person next!"

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