In The News

[Huggs]

"Still got the shovel"

[[cancerblack]]

https://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=12292240

Five confirmed dead, eight missing, 31 in hospital after White Island volcano erupts twice

I could see this from my house.

[Local Trouble]

Peak Florida.

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/florida-man-died-meth-overdose-he-was-eaten-alligator-n1101061?cid=sm_npd_nn_fb_ma

[[cancerblack]]

Did the body get the gator high though?

[Huggs]

Don't let that gator get away. He's a key witness in the Ukrainian Aid scandal.

[Baron Von Marlon]

'Penis fish' exposed on beach after being washed ashore in storm

https://metro.co.uk/2019/12/13/penis-fish-exposed-beach-washed-ashore-storm-11879842/

[Local Trouble]

Don't let that gator get away. He's a key witness in the Ukrainian Aid scandal.

Won't be long before meth-addled gators are swarming Tennessee.

[Huggs]

Don't let that gator get away. He's a key witness in the Ukrainian Aid scandal.

Won't be long before meth-addled gators are swarming Tennessee.

Oh, I'm sure we have those.

[Local Trouble]

Could you muster the nerve to put one down?

[Huggs]

Could you muster the nerve to put one down?

Easily.

It's picking them up that's the scary part.

[Local Trouble]

What would you use for the job?

[Huggs]

An old wallet. I'd just chuck it in its mouth and tell everybody I had 3 perfectly good Cracker Barrel gift cards in there.

[Local Trouble]

Why can't you be more trigger-happy?

[Huggs]

Because it's more fun watching big women in spandex fighting large reptiles over free hash brown casserole.

[[cancerblack]]

Because it's more fun watching big women in spandex fighting large reptiles over free hash brown casserole.

This was actually my last birthday party.