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[First Blood]

http://i.imgur.com/LsIHPt4.png

[Kimarhi]

she also wanted to tase me with the functional Taser and I was like fuk no. 


if I remember right she had to throw a purse away once because of one of the mace canisters leaking

but to be honest the canon was like a nerf slingshot, it might f**k a bear up, but it was unwieldy. 

[Cvalda]

The south sounds like a paradise for paranoid, violent nutters. Open carry firearms for the dudes, women armed with mace in their purses to fend off rape.

[Crazy Rich]

I recommend her something along the lines of this.



Or maybe something like this...

[Cal427eb]

The south sounds like a paradise for paranoid, violent nutters. Open carry firearms for the dudes, women armed with mace in their purses to fend off rape.

Yeah, it's great.

[Kimarhi]

The south sounds like a paradise for paranoid, violent nutters. Open carry firearms for the dudes, women armed with mace in their purses to fend off rape.

paranoid maybe.  Violent no.  That's for all then northern cities like Chicago. 


the south still works on the MAD principle just on a smaller scale. 

[Cvalda]

Well actually...
https://www.census.gov/statab/ranks/rank21.html

Top 10 states for violent crime (based on 2006 federal figures):
1. South Carolina
2. Tennessee
3. Nevada
4. Florida
5. Louisiana
6. Alaska
7. Delaware
8. Maryland
9. New Mexico
10. Michigan

7/10 are Southern or Red states

[Cal427eb]

See, I couldn't be that bad. I live in Georgia.

Never would have guessed Alaska was that bad.

[Cvalda]

I can confirm Alaska is a shithole.

[Kimarhi]

Well actually...
https://www.census.gov/statab/ranks/rank21.html

Top 10 states for violent crime (based on 2006 federal figures):
1. South Carolina
2. Tennessee
3. Nevada
4. Florida
5. Louisiana
6. Alaska
7. Delaware
8. Maryland
9. New Mexico
10. Michigan

7/10 are Southern or Red states

Its the reverse for cities though.  Only Memphis and two bama cities are southern.  Everything else is northern, Midwest, or west coast. 


PLUS YOUR USING 2006 FIGURES YOU CRAY. 

[Cvalda]

It hasn't really changed:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crime_in_the_United_States#States

And this map, lol:

Guess the Red states are red from all the blood spilled in them

[Kimarhi]

1) Tennessee
2) Nevada
3) Alaska
4) New Mexico
5) South Carolina
6) Delaware
7) Louisiana
Florida
9) Maryland
10) Oklahoma

usatoday 2013 most violent states. 

Only four true southern states.  Midwestern and northern states aren't the south even if they are red.  They aint durty. 

[Cvalda]

South, southwest, it makes no difference. Flyover states, all of them.

[BANE]

Florida

[Kimarhi]

if we really want to feel safe we need to move to north dakota