Quote from: TheSailingRabbit on Dec 04, 2018, 01:57:54 AM
Quote from: Huggs on Dec 04, 2018, 01:53:46 AM
I may have cheated death and unknowingly satisfied the rotary club at the same time, but I was no James Bond. I was just a dude, in the shower.
Slice-of-life fiction is my specialty.
The fact that I was also within 30 (very visible) yards of the police station, my grandmother's congregation or as I called it "The Southern Baptist Headquarters", and a Methodist Mega-Church did add some excitement to my hygienic rituals. I didn't fully appreciate what I had going for me there. I was beset on all sides by God and The Law, and my only concerns were of the old neighbor woman?
Funny that I never saw her, although the only times that would have been possible, she may have been hiding behind the veil. Perhaps, in a way, we did know each other. Although I'm assuming she knew a whole lot more about me than I did her. I may have been an unknowing pupil, in the school of one-sided love, although I was always hoping there were some attractive middle-aged daughters watching.
She's passed on though, along with the tribulations and fantasies of youth. A minister lives there now. I took my last showers in that town...somewhere else.
...And then comes the moment when you realize a miniscule and seldom remembered portion of your life suddenly feels like "To Kill a Mockingbird" meets "Blue Velvet".