If AVPR had porn, would fans like it better?

[predxeno]

I remember before AVPR came out, PlanetAvP showed us what it was rated R for; violence, cursing, etc.  They also noted that there wouldn't be any porn in the movie and they said that they guessed that they couldn't have everything or something like that.  Either way, it seemed that they were really disappointed that the film wouldn't contain porn.  Out of curiosity, if AVPR did have porn, would it appeal more to people here?  I'm guessing no, either way, it wouldn't appeal more to me cause I'm not a porn fan at all.

[SM]

What place did porn have in the story?

[predxeno]

I said if.

[SM]

And I'm asking where.

So the pizza guy turns up and says "Hey, baby.  You order a pepperoni pizza?  Here's the pizza - and here's the pepperoni!"

*ziiiippppp*
*Whakka chikka whakka chikka*

nomnomnomnomnomnom

[predxeno]

Remember the pool scene?  I guess, we should be happy that Jesse didn't completely strip down and do Ricky right there.  Dale would have been so furious when he sees them both naked and on top of each other by or in the pool.

[SM]

I see little to be "happy" with.

[predxeno]

Same here.  Just wondering cause someone at PlanetAvP seemed really disappointed it didn't have any.  I wanted to know how many of us agreed with him.

[Ghost Rider]

This topic.

[SM]

Same here.  Just wondering cause someone at PlanetAvP seemed really disappointed it didn't have any.  I wanted to know how many of us agreed with him.

Anyone with an internet connection crying out for more porn is clearly worth avoiding at all costs.

[Ghost Rider]

Same here.  Just wondering cause someone at PlanetAvP seemed really disappointed it didn't have any.  I wanted to know how many of us agreed with him.

Anyone with an internet connection crying out for more porn is clearly worth avoiding at all costs.

Exactly.

[echobbase79]

And I'm asking where.

So the pizza guy turns up and says "Hey, baby.  You order a pepperoni pizza?  Here's the pizza - and here's the pepperoni!"

*ziiiippppp*
*Whakka chikka whakka chikka*

nomnomnomnomnomnom

LOL!!!!

[Pn2501]

so your saying could the film been any worse?

na not really. 

[Sharp Sticks]

I thought AVP-R was porn. Same budget, same filmmaking mentality, threadbare and predictable plot, and a cast of terribly unlikeable teenage actors with the range of a block of wood.

Felt like bad porn to me.

[predxeno]

You should see Piranha 3D, there're boobies...in 3D.

No, seriously.  I don't like porn and I thought Piranha would be like Jaws.  Man, was I wrong.  It was a bloodfest with porn all over.

[SpaceMarines]

Pornography: creative activity (writing or pictures or films etc.) of no literary or artistic value.

I'd say it already fits that definition.