Sandy vaginas eh? Takes me back to my discomfort fetish days...
Anyway, cousin f**ker is actually the nickname I've recently given my new dog, who has the unfortunate habit of ejaculating on every dog he sees. He's a rather large Newfoundlander, so I think the tiny neighbour poodle is going to be crusty for a little while. Thus, when I saw you type those very words, I immediately thought "Jizz....Jizz EVERYWHERE! No Benji! Bad Dog! Think, you fool! Your dick's bigger than that entire animal!". Then I remembered I'm on the internet and I could find some human se...
Nevermind. Welcome to the forum, good first post, I'm going to go unwind.
By blowing a load.
Of boogers into a tissue, you dirty minded freak.
Plus ejaculate.
Sorry, that's the cold again. I meant I'll be having chocolate.
Which my girlfriend will lick off my cock.
Sorry, Wok. I'm making vietnamese now.