The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)

[DJ Pu$$yface]

Who is he? Oh god, is he like Giger?!

[Nope]

He'll eat your liver with some Fava beans and a nice chianti.

[The Ghoul]

The cheeks are the best part too. 

[DJ Pu$$yface]

I'm a brain.

[chupacabras acheronsis]

Hello, clarise

[Predator Queen]

Don't bother Ghoul I am about to kill of your toads in a min after I am done with SP, {Takes the jar and puts a stamp on it and writes the address to Dr. Lecters office}

[DJ Pu$$yface]

NO PREDATOR QUEEN I BEG YOU NO
I'LL DO WHATEVER YOU WANT

[The Ghoul]

Don't bother Ghoul I am about to kill of your toads in a min after I am done with SP, {Takes the jar and puts a stamp on it and writes the address to Dr. Lecters office}

Why my toads? 

[Nope]

*when no ones looking, i stomp on jar*

[chupacabras acheronsis]

im gonna miss squishing that guy. its like one of those toys for the stress

[DJ Pu$$yface]

*when no ones looking, i stomp on jar*

[Predator Queen]

*when no ones looking, i stomp on jar*

I AM GOING TO PUNCH ALL YOUR TEETH OUT AND TURN IT INTO A KICK ASS NECKLACE!
{Takes the jar and puts it on a table that just came out of Nowhere}
Anything?

[DJ Pu$$yface]

I am calling in the cavalry!!

[The Ghoul]

^ BUt his dead? you nuked him! lol.

[DJ Pu$$yface]

I cloned him and froze him for this day...