The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

If you are implying that that is Sweeper then you must die.
DIE!
DIE!
DIE!
DIE!
DIE!
DIE!
DIE!
DIE!
DIE!
*With every DIE! Fitz stabs Space Pred*

[Predator Queen]

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{Drools a bit}

[Space Sweeper]

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{Drools a bit}

[Predator Queen]

F*ck you and that annoying female...

[DJ Pu$$yface]

*Grabs Fitzys and Sweepers heads and bangs them together*

[Space Sweeper]

F*ck you and that annoying female...

I laugh at your pathetic anger!!

*Grabs Fitzys and Sweepers heads and bangs them together*

Dude, Fitz, did somebody just throw fu*king feathers at us? Like, I swear somebody just threw vaginas at our heads, because that was a pretty pussy-like impact. 

[DJ Pu$$yface]

F*ck you and that annoying female...

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I laugh at your pathetic anger!!

*Grabs Fitzys and Sweepers heads and bangs them together*

Dude, Fitz, did somebody just throw fu*king feathers at us? Like, I swear somebody just threw vaginas at our heads, because that was a pretty pussy-like impact. 

Take that, pussyface.

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

is that the best you can come up with? Really?

[DJ Pu$$yface]

I am CELL. Look me up, I have dozens of techniques. And a parting gift...

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

"One cannot hate what one does not know"
Ive watched DBZ and let me tell you.
THAT SHIT IS f**kING RETARDED!

[Space Sweeper]

I am CELL. Look me up, I have dozens of techniques. And a parting gift...

Look up the Kama-Sutra. It has hundreds of techniques and most certainly one hell of a parting gift.

[DJ Pu$$yface]

[Space Sweeper]

I liked that one, didn't you? 

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

*Grabs Space Pred by the neck*
Ok now listen you little piece of bull crap.
You have five goddamned seconds to run before I shoot you with this gun I borrowed-
*Pulls out arc gun*
And blow you to hell!

[DJ Pu$$yface]

Who says we need to fight? We could be allies, Sweeper!

And Fitz?



Google me.

*Blows Fitz's head off*