The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)

[Ghost Rider]

*Walks over Ghost Rider while singing*

Get the f**k away from me.

[Geronimo]

*Walks over Ghost Rider while singing*

Get the f**k away from me.

Well said.

[DJ Pu$$yface]

These boots were made for walkin'! And that's just what they'll do!

*Walks over Ghost Rider again*

[Ghost Rider]

These boots were made for walkin'! And that's just what they'll do!

*Walks over Ghost Rider again*

*Walks over Ghost Rider while singing*

Get the f**k away from me.

[Purebreedalien]

Never seen Shrek I take it?

*Drowns the cat*

[DJ Pu$$yface]

Sigh... Back to Paulie then.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0Jh1jgsgZk

[Purebreedalien]

I already drowned it. It can no longer speak. Or breathe.

[Ghost Rider]

I already drowned it. It can no longer speak. Or breathe.

Ha ha.

[DJ Pu$$yface]

I already drowned it. It can no longer speak. Or breathe.

Thank you. *Decapitates PBA and takes his head*

When you're ready to apologise, let me know and I'll put you back on your body.

*Teleports to Andersons house*

[OmegaZilla]

THERE IT F**KING IS, man.
*Shows Uwe Boll's head*

*Space Predator is accidentally petrified*
Ops man, sry.

[Purebreedalien]

I already drowned it. It can no longer speak. Or breathe.

Thank you. *Decapitates PBA and takes his head*

When you're ready to apologise, let me know and I'll put you back on your body.

*Teleports to Andersons house*

*Grows a new head*

I can do that, bet you didn't know that, eh?

[DJ Pu$$yface]

*Pisses in PBA's original head and sticks it on Andersons body, and takes thousand of pictures which are sent worldwide*

NOW who is responsible for AVP?

[OmegaZilla]

That's messed up, man.
*Erases all the pictures with a virus*

[Ghost Rider]

That's messed up, man.
*Erases all the pictures with a virus*

Thank you.

[DJ Pu$$yface]

They still know man, the dudes around the world. THEY KNOW WHO DID IT. THEY'RE GOING TO HUNT YOU DOWN.