The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)

[Nope]

"Well shit, leave me here, the one who one the darn duel!"
"HELP ME!"

[DJ Pu$$yface]

Thank you thank you thank you!

[Purebreedalien]

*Come back with a new weapon*



What happened to the Daleks? They get sucked into a void due to hopelessness and no other solution?

[OmegaZilla]

I made them into a biomech fortress.
*Points to biomech fortress*

[Purebreedalien]

Ah, I see.

[scarhunter92]

FREE TWINKIES FOR EVERYONE!

[Purebreedalien]

Chimichangas, Enchiladas or no deal.

[Predator Queen]

*Crawls over to PQ and grabs her foot*

HLP A FLLOW PREDD?

............why............. your not that Interesting...

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

Chimichangas, Enchiladas or no deal.

Now theres the Puba I know!
*Hands him a Chimichanga*
Ok so.
*Shoots Space Predator IN THE HEAD, CEREBRAL CORTEX, BRAIN, MELON, IN THE F**KING HEAD repeatedly*
Yah he's dead.
*Walks over to Shobi*
Here you are guvna
*Shoves Pills into his mouth and lays him on a bench as he heals while spasming*
I dont have Painless medicine like OZ. Sue me

[chupacabras acheronsis]

Gee Fitz, you should shoot where it works.

*shots three times in the chest(Heart, lungs) and two in the belly(Liber, Stomach); perfect Center-of-Mass*

you should have figured by now. shooting the head does nothing on the brainless. you have to end the metabolism.

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

 
I know that Snipers have to aim for center of mass but a pred doesnt seem to care.
However you do bring up a point on how to kill him.
*Pulls out flamethrower*
KILL IT WITH FIRE!

[Nope]

*Gets better!*
*Reloads revolver, and holsters it.*
"So what now?"

[chupacabras acheronsis]

*puts out the fire and grabs SpacePredator by the neck*

*Squeezes, twists and pulls*

there. want me to process him too?

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

HAHAHAHAHA
Bay 12 please
*Turns around and begins shooting targets in the firing range*

[Purebreedalien]

*Chews on the Chimichanga*

All quiet for now.