The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)

[Geronimo]

*Walks up to totem*
F**king little B*tches that have no sense of judgement...
*Punches corpse in the face, retrieves knife and looks around for weapons*
Giving false hope only to deteriorate it to nothing more than random f**king fighting and sh*t!
*Finds and puts on Predator wristblades*
Made this sh*t last 150 damned pages than it should have....
*Walks up to Geronimo*
Senseless retardecy and that leave efforts to create balance and function hopeless!
*Stabs Geronimo in his gut*
Only one damned solution can be found in all the madness and idiocy.
*Drags Geronimo into the middle of the camp and stabs him in a pressure point causing him to scream*
Care only for yourself!
*Heads to a body and picks up a sniper, then goes to a tree and climbs it, waiting*

BIIITCH! YOU HIT MY D**K!

Gets up and goes to Fitz.

What is your major malfunction! I'm on your side!

Wants to take his out anger on fitz but is loyal so goes to take his anger out on someone else.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wpgBiqcI9Y

[chupacabras acheronsis]

*cocks the machinegun and adjust sights*

*breathing really heavily*

You two! Shut your mouths and clench your assholes!

they are coming...

[Predator Queen]

{Wolf hears Geronimo and Roars shooting both his shoulder cannons at his head}

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

*Shoots Wolf in his center of mass*
Take him Ghost!

[Ghost Rider]

{Wolf hears Geronimo and Roars shooting both his shoulder cannons at his head}

*tackles wolf to the ground and beats the hell out of him.*

[chupacabras acheronsis]

*suppresive fire*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7vgAHrb-dBw

[Predator Queen]

{Wolf uses his huge head and headbuts ghost enought to make a crack in his skull}
{Falconer was in a tree watching everything happen and then suddenly is pushed out of the tree by Berserker}

[Geronimo]

Oh shit!

Ducks for cover.

Wow!

Charges at Wolf and puts M9 bullets into his head.

You try to walk a mile in MY SHIT!

[Ghost Rider]

*stumbles slightly.* He's tougher than he looks.* dodges plama bolts and shoots off both plasma casters.*

[chupacabras acheronsis]

*fires at all the trees, making berserker and Falconer stick to the ground*

[Ghost Rider]

* punches Wolf so hard his mask flies off.* Die. *Snaps Wolf's neck and attacks both Falconer and Berserker.*

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

*Shoots Berserker in the face knocking off his mask*
f**k YOU.
*Shoots again and obliterates his head*
Chupa you take falconer!
You realize I never claimed to be better than you?
I CLAIMED TO BE F**KING MAD AT YOU.
*Inserts new Magazine*
And keep in mind that I am!

[Geronimo]

Fires C7 at Berserker to keep him occupied.

Ha ha ha dumbass!

[Ghost Rider]

HOW MANY MORE ARE THERE?!?!!?!

[chupacabras acheronsis]

*runs towards the falconer while shooting wildly*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HiIr2oJZ0l4