The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

*Uses rifle to start a forest fire*
KILL THEM WITH FIRE!
*Laughs hysterically and shoots rifle everywhere setting everything ablaze*
BURN BITCH BURN!
*The dogs roars and yelps can be heard*
YOU MIGHT WANT TO GET OUT OF THAT TREE QUEEN!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!

[Ghost Rider]

That'll do Fitz.

[SpaceMarines]

That'll do Fitz.

That'll do.

[Ghost Rider]

That'll do Fitz.

http://krant.telegraaf.nl/krant/naslag/filmrecensies/film.991111babe.cromwell.jpg
That'll do.

Mmmm.....bacon.

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

*Breathes heavily*
Ok.... Ok
Now what?
*Overhears*
Bacon you say?
*Pulls out Molotov*
EXTRA TOASTY!

[Ghost Rider]

*Breathes heavily*
Ok.... Ok
Now what?
*Overhears*
Bacon you say?
*Pulls out Molotov*
EXTRA TOASTY!

Here ya go:

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

*stops before he can throw the Molotov*
Oh hey, thanks
*eats bacon*

[Ghost Rider]

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

I believe it is time to trap Kiba, cover me Chupa.

[Ghost Rider]

I believe it is time to trap Kiba, cover me Chupa.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40301000/gif/_40301313_giant_taco_300.gif

What the hell do i do?

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

Hold him with the chain.
Once the Taco is on top of him it will smother him and trap him.

[Ghost Rider]

Hold him with the chain.
Once the Taco is on top of him it will smother him and trap him.

Ok.

*gets into postion.*

[chupacabras acheronsis]

*extends bipod and lays down*

go.

[Ghost Rider]

And here we go.

[Predator Queen]

{Was still in her tree eatting}

{Looks down at her dead dogs and throws the glass at Fitz's face}