The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

*Kills a dog*

[chupacabras acheronsis]

*opens a pocket and offers a bone to the nearest dog*

Here pooch! come on, i'm your buddy Here! Here! tssk tssk! do you want the bone? do you want the bone? Yes you do yes you do!

*trows the bone to the dog*

Wuzza a Good boy? wuzza a good boy? yes you are! Yes you are!

*scratches the dog in the belly as it neurotically moves its leg*

[Ghost Rider]

 

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

*Shoots dog that was about to kill Chupa from behind*
DONT TRUST THEM!

[Ghost Rider]

*Shoots dog that was about to kill Chupa from behind*
DONT TRUST THEM!

EVER!!!

[chupacabras acheronsis]

Aww you bastard. Queen loves animals. i'm trying to get her to trust me.

besides, animals LOVE me.

[Predator Queen]

{Was in a tree resting} yah there all female and 10x more aggressive {Was looking threw a horror magazine} oh and females are naturaly smarter

[Ghost Rider]

{Was in a tree resting} yah there all female and 10x more aggressive {Was looking threw a horror magazine}

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

[chupacabras acheronsis]

{Was in a tree resting} yah there all female and 10x more aggressive {Was looking threw a horror magazine} oh and females are naturaly smarter

and they see more colours and smell more stuff whatever.

you know some girl once said to me that men would stop existing due to shrinking Y chromosome and that woman would be the only gender, hence, she was inherently supperior.

you wanna know what i replied with?

[Ghost Rider]

{Was in a tree resting} yah there all female and 10x more aggressive {Was looking threw a horror magazine} oh and females are naturaly smarter

and they see more colours and smell more stuff whatever.

you know some girl once said to me that men would stop existing due to shrinking Y chromosome and that woman would be the only gender, hence, she was inherently supperior.

you wanna know what i replied with?

What was it?

[chupacabras acheronsis]

"what are you? Lesbian?"


see, because single-sex is still sexual, it means in a world without men woman would evolve to take both roles, meaning a drastic appearance change, and a mixed genitalia. woman would not stop needing men, woman would become men themselves.

[Predator Queen]

{While Chupa is talking he gets jumped on by a dog}

[Ghost Rider]

*shoots the dog.*

[chupacabras acheronsis]

*the dog doesn't react to the gun-shot*

HEY GET OF YOU COCKBITING BITCH!!!

*seeing as the mandibles are too strong to let go, i shove my arm down its throat and make him smother to death*

[Ghost Rider]

*beats the living hell out of the dog.*