The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)

[Predator Queen]

my sausage cat cant die. neither can i or my troll cat. and help me embeding problem. my links dont work and they are valid

The hell.....

This is not the hell I'm used to.

................
{Kicks him over to the ground} stop doing that your starting to annoy me!

What the f**k are you kicking me for?!

Any time anyone mentions hell you mention your from it WE GET IT YOUR FROM HELL its not like I mention I am from space when people mention space... {Helps Ghost back up}

[Troll Cat]

YOU TOO?!?!?! FUUUUUCCCCKKK YEEAAAAAAAHH!!!

WOOOOOOOOH! he f**ked a bike. 

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

*Sits down and turns up visor color to night vision*
Now televisions and computers wont show up well. I win.
Now who wants to talk?
*Turn his cup of tea into lemonade and drinks*

[Space Sweeper]

*Forces Fitz to watch Sanity Not Included without a pole up the hole*

RESIST!
*Throws Sweeper to the ground in front of him*
Ne lo intentes.

*Dusts self off*
Well sir-
*Writes something down on clipboard*
-the Space People will just have to keep on looking. Good day, sir.

YOU TOO?!?!?! FUUUUUCCCCKKK YEEAAAAAAAHH!!!

WOOOOOOOOH! he f**ked a bike. 

MOOOOOM! GETTIN HERE AND ACCEPT THIS DAMN E-MAIL!!! 

[Troll Cat]

*Sits down and turns up visor color to night vision*
Now televisions and computers wont show up well. I win.
Now who wants to talk?
*Turn his cup of tea into lemonade and drinks*

*links visor to computer and plays sanity 13

[Space Sweeper]

Are you Dexter Gilligan and Lyle McDouchebag?

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

*Explodes*
I hope you realize you assaulted me first good sir.
It was self defense, and you shot a man in the head with no remorse.

*Sits down and turns up visor color to night vision*
Now televisions and computers wont show up well. I win.
Now who wants to talk?
*Turn his cup of tea into lemonade and drinks*

*links visor to computer and plays sanity 13

Do you even realize how a FFW visor works? It cant be hooked up to shiz. It has its own Fruking channel that cant be hacked.

[Troll Cat]

*Forces Fitz to watch Sanity Not Included without a pole up the hole*

RESIST!
*Throws Sweeper to the ground in front of him*
Ne lo intentes.

*Dusts self off*
Well sir-
*Writes something down on clipboard*
-the Space People will just have to keep on looking. Good day, sir.

YOU TOO?!?!?! FUUUUUCCCCKKK YEEAAAAAAAHH!!!

WOOOOOOOOH! he f**ked a bike. 

MOOOOOM! GETTIN HERE AND ACCEPT THIS DAMN E-MAIL!!! 

CAN i have this candy? fjdaljgklgjgjsdgajgs OH MY GOD!!!!

[Troll Cat]

*Explodes*
I hope you realize you assaulted me first good sir.
It was self defense, and you shot a man in the head with no remorse.

*Sits down and turns up visor color to night vision*
Now televisions and computers wont show up well. I win.
Now who wants to talk?
*Turn his cup of tea into lemonade and drinks*

*links visor to computer and plays sanity 13

Do you even realize how a FFW visor works? It cant be hooked up to shiz. It has its own Fruking channel that cant be hacked.

anything is possible on teh intarwebz

[Troll Cat]

Are you Dexter Gilligan and Lyle McDouchebag?

SAVE THE WORLD!!!  No.

[Ghost Rider]

*Sits down and turns up visor color to night vision*
Now televisions and computers wont show up well. I win.
Now who wants to talk?
*Turn his cup of tea into lemonade and drinks*

*links visor to computer and plays sanity 13

*facepalm*

[Space Sweeper]

*Explodes*
I hope you realize you assaulted me first good sir.
It was self defense, and you shot a man in the head with no remorse.

Tell me again, when was that?

Are you Dexter Gilligan and Lyle McDouchebag?

SAVE THE WORLD!!!  No.

BOOM! DICKSHOT!

[Ghost Rider]

Fail.

[Troll Cat]

Are you Dexter Gilligan and Lyle McDouchebag?

SAVE THE WORLD!!!  No.

BOOM! DICKSHOT!
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new gps system. turn right. now. but ill fall off the cliff. TURN RIGHT NOW!! OKim sorry BLAAAAA muahaha!

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

*Explodes*
I hope you realize you assaulted me first good sir.
It was self defense, and you shot a man in the head with no remorse.

Tell me again, when was that?

Are you Dexter Gilligan and Lyle McDouchebag?

SAVE THE WORLD!!!  No.

BOOM! DICKSHOT!

You grabbed me and forced me to watch a video that I hate good sir and I threw you off without harming you.

*Explodes*
I hope you realize you assaulted me first good sir.
It was self defense, and you shot a man in the head with no remorse.

*Sits down and turns up visor color to night vision*
Now televisions and computers wont show up well. I win.
Now who wants to talk?
*Turn his cup of tea into lemonade and drinks*

*links visor to computer and plays sanity 13

Do you even realize how a FFW visor works? It cant be hooked up to shiz. It has its own Fruking channel that cant be hacked.

anything is possible on teh intarwebz

Well then.
*Pulls out 807 pounds of C4*
I think its time I brought this back out of my bag of tricks!
MUERTE A TODOS!
*Blows up all the C4 leaving a giant crater*
Whoo!
*Only Troll and his cat, Sweeper and me are still in the crater*
Oh come on Sweeps you gotta like my style! PQ and Ghost are in dammed orbit!