The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

QUICKLY CALL SPACE MARINES!
*Picks up phone and dials number*
DUDE ITS FRUCKING RAINING BEARS!
GET OVER HERE PLEASE!!!
*Bear roar is heard*
NOW! OH God please no!
*Line cuts*

[SpaceMarines]

I'm here, with my Anthony Hopkins-esque visage!

Now, it's time to kill some f**king bears.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G31h5gbazwU

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

*Running away from bear*
KILL THIS ONE!
IT FOOKING HUGE!

[SpaceMarines]

SpaceMarine-PUNCH!

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

Thank you!
Can I borrow a gun Btw?
*Is mauled from behind*
What the?
*Bear is standing 6 feet away*
But your arm isnt that long!
*Squints and backs away*
Wait whats that shadow....
*Giant Robot Bear suddenly lands on Fitzgerald*
Im ok!...... ugh....

[Predator Queen]

{Was watching people being attacked by bears} this is funny.... {looks at Fitz} need some help?

[SpaceMarines]

Thank you!
Can I borrow a gun Btw?
*Is mauled from behind*
What the?
*Bear is standing 6 feet away*
But your arm isnt that long!
*Squints and backs away*
Wait whats that shadow....
*Giant Robot Bear suddenly lands on Fitzgerald*
Im ok!...... ugh....

A gun? Okay.

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

*Crawls out from under Robot bear*
Thanks?
*Shoots gun at bear and watches its eyes glow red and multiple weapons pop out of it, ready to kill*

{Was watching people being attacked by bears} this is funny.... {looks at Fitz} need some help?

Yes please
*Wimpers as lazers impact ground in front of him*

[SpaceMarines]

Well, I'm off to drink syrup and beer whilst playing hockey and being very polite to people as I try on my Mountie uniform and chop down a tree while ice fishing and wrestling bears. Goodbye!

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

*Brings Space Marines all those things*
Wrestle the bears here dammit!
In fact....
*Sets up giant cage and arena inside then goes outside and sets up a stand*
Roar roar roar growl roar roooar growllll roar growl.
(Come right up all bears! Five bear monies to fight the legendary Space Marines. Winner gets 100 bear monies)
Roar roar growl groowl roaar
(Recordings also available and for sale)
*Bears start lining up*

[Predator Queen]

{Runs at the robot bear and useing all her body weight slams into it almost knocking it over but fails} Damn Robot Bear! {Pulls out a Combistick from her side and jabs it into the robots central processing unit making it fall over motionless}

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

*Continues making money off of stand*
Roarr growl! ROOOAR!
(Another down! NEEXT!)
*Burly polar bear hands over monies and Fitzgerald counts his earnings smiling*
Almost enough to transfer to dollars and buy a PS3....
*Watches polar bear*

SpaceMarine-PUNCH!

http://www.groonk.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/PunBearPunch.jpg

ROOOAR! (NEEXT!)

[SpaceMarines]

Bye! *leaves*

And stop using my name without permission!

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

*Remaining 10 bears get dissapointed and attack PQ and Fitzgerald*
SPACE MARINES! YOU ABANDONING TRAITOR!!!
*Shoots bear at point blank with tiny gun and watches it stumble back and keep coming*
PQ any better weapons?
Your wristblades and combi-stick are done from the robot and the caster will eventually run out....
WE NEED HELP!!!

[SpaceMarines]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=knIrmitu_eg