The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

*Eats moar popcorn*
I like the interesting plot twist.
*Drinks soda*

[Drago-Morph]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xKJp_5lKiXI









{A bunch of slave rebuild the colosseum in 3 seconds}

Perhaps we can discuss this like civilized human beings.

*Makes tea.*

Would you like some- *Throws tea in Predator Queen's face then Spartan kicks her before grabbing boomstick.*

Lady, I'm afraid I'm gonna have to ask you to leave the store.

[OmegaZilla]

You...
You wasted...
tea...
This' not going well for you.


*Puts Omega Suit on as the eyeplace of it glow*
Let it begin!
*Two twin Blades pop out of wrists*

[Drago-Morph]

You...
You wasted...
tea...
This' not going well for you.


*Puts Omega Suit on as the eyeplace of it glow*
Let it begin!
*Two twin Blades pop out of wrists*

Will they never realize that what they face is a god?

I suppose not. Well then . . .

Release the Kraken.

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

*Puts on 3D glasses and drinks soda* I like the effects

[OmegaZilla]

Will they never realize that what they face is a god?

I suppose not. Well then . . .

Release the Kraken.

I don't care.
*Grabs Kraken by the tail and bashes mulitply Drago-Morph with it*

[Drago-Morph]

Will they never realize that what they face is a god?

I suppose not. Well then . . .

Release the Kraken.

I don't care.
*Grabs Kraken by the tail and bashes mulitply Drago-Morph with it*

*Gets up slowly, covered in bruises and cuts.*

Don't wound . . .

*Teleports behind OZ and snaps his neck in a lightning fast move.*

. . . what you can't kill.

[OmegaZilla]

*Neck cracks back to place*
And you now know
*Slices DM vertically in half*
That you can't.

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

Ok time to get in on this...
*A bright flash of light turns the abyss white; 1000 nuclear missles detonate leaving nothing but fallout floating in 0-G*
Just to be sure....
*Said an echoing voice, suddenly a huge wave came forth and it was realized that all the Halos had been fired at once. All life died and not even the tiniest bacteria survived....*

[DJ Pu$$yface]

But then... I return...

*almighty explosion restores everything*

NOW...

CHARGE FOURTH MY DALEK ARMY!!!!

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

Caboose from rvb I call ye forth!
*Caboose appears*
Marvel in his glory!
Caboose: Hi guys!

[DJ Pu$$yface]

EXTERMINATE!

*Dalek shoots Caboose dead*

SCREEN AVP-R AND A-R ON ALL HUMAN WAVELENGTHS!

*the two movies are played on every channel*

[Drago-Morph]

Eh. I'm just going to go watch "My Name is Bruce" now because Bruce Campbell is awesome.

[DJ Pu$$yface]

You can't, everything's being replaced.

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

*All Daleks dissapear as OZ rises behind DJ and murders him*
Guys we need Caboose to live!
Get medicine!