The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)

Started by scarhunter92, Jan 31, 2010, 08:54:18 PM

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Purebreedalien

It's f**king creepy, man. :-\

OmegaZilla

OmegaZilla

#2777
Not likin' it.
*Burns picture*
'Sup.

chupacabras acheronsis


Predator Queen

{Runs behind Chupa and does this for not apparent reason}
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYDYzyqIy-I

Cap. Fitzgerald

*still invisible jumps up on building and flashes eyes*

chupacabras acheronsis

*dead now, falls off a loooong stairwell, like a ragdoll*

Predator Queen

{Laughs at Chupa} wait... damn it! Now that he is dead, who will serve me my tea....I need a butler.  Make that a sexy butler....

Space Sweeper

*Finds Cillian Murphy, dresses him in butler's clothing and shoves him into Predator Queen's house*

Cap. Fitzgerald

*Cocks head to one side, confused. Uncloaks in the middle of everyone*
Exactly whats going on?
*Looks up*
Also Chupas stair well is a paradox. It ends up there so he should fall
*Draws X on dirt 5 feet away*
here....

chupacabras acheronsis

chupacabras acheronsis

#2785
*body bounces off six feet in the air and lands in a perfectly placed chair in the marked X while a "dunce" hat lands on my head*


Cap. Fitzgerald

*Gives Chupa beer*
Might as well embrace this.
*Drinks Lemonade beside Chupa*

Predator Queen

.....Cillian Murphy.....
{Uses her shoulder cannon and blasts his head off}
he is only sexy if he is Scarecrow...

Cap. Fitzgerald

*Man explodes across street*
Ummmm....
You drunk yet Chupa?
Cuz I think I am.

chupacabras acheronsis


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