The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

Nothing will make me come back cuz im technically not dead but not alive...

[Lie]

Tea break!

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

Break? More like after loss tea distribution Lie.
*Transforms tea into lemonade*
Btw. When i eat or drink i phase it through my mask

[Lie]

*Stares down at the lemonade that way a nice cup of tea in disbelief*

Oh Hell No! You done unleash the dragon!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_uRzvlVoX1A

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

You dont wanna see me throw up with my mask on do you?
Im horribly alergic to tea. Ever since i was 5 if i drank tea i would continually vomit and get colds.
(True Story)

[Lie]

Is that so...   

*4 spears appear from the sky and pin Cap to the ground by his arms and legs*

Well then if you cant die and yet your not really alive...

*Pulls out a thermos and slowly unscrews the top*



*Pours all of the tea from the thermos down Cap's throat*

All Hail Britanina!

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

*Spears cease to exist when they make contact with my body*
THATS IT LIE!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EY4MKj9Q784
Takes off mask....

[Lie]

Have it your way!

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

Have it your way!

http://i900.photobucket.com/albums/ac206/Lie1295/8026-bigthumbnail.jpg

If you touch me you cease to exist.... DO YOU REALLY WANT TO FIGHT ME HAND TO HAND?

[OmegaZilla]

*Growls*
Someone... someone wasted tea?

[Lie]

http://naruto.wikia.com/wiki/Susanoo

It's never just a hand to hand fight with me. 

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

Anything that touches me ceases to exist. Even ninjutsu and shuriken. And you cant copy me without killing yourself.

[OmegaZilla]

That's a too big advantage.
*Begins to search the source of Fitzgerald's invulnerability*

[Lie]

Anything that touches me ceases to exist.

That means even you...

*Turns to Omega*

Omega... your gonna have to be strong now you hear... I need you to take care of your mother for me.

*smiles and says*

Goodbye Son.

*Runs up the Cap and grabs his hand and places it on his own head*

Ultimate Double KO Face Palm!

[OmegaZilla]

Lie, nooooooo! *tries to stop Lie but ultimately fails*