The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)

[OmegaZilla]

Yes, yes it does.
*Throws randomly the new NECA Predator figures*

[TheMonolith]

Nobody destroys collectibles in front of me!
(Falls on OmegaZilla)

[Solace]

Nobody falls in front of me

(kills them both)

[OmegaZilla]

Nobody kills Monolith in front of me!
*Regenerates and Kills Solace*

[Solace]

Nobody kills Monolith in front of me!
*Regenerates and Kills Solace*

Nobody cheats in front of me!

(regenerates.Check mate!)

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

Nobody makes repetitive comments in front of me!
*Obliterates thread and returns it to how it was before the last 4 posts*

[TheMonolith]

Stop it!
Think of the dishes! I will not let you psychos harm the dishes!

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

Stop it!
Think of the dishes! I will not let you psychos harm the dishes!

Said the psychotic hypno square of infinite power 

[TheMonolith]

Stop it!
Think of the dishes! I will not let you psychos harm the dishes!

Said the psychotic hypno square of infinite power 

(Goes up to Cap. Fitzgerald, who looks up)

Say that again.

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

I already have some of your power and i happen to have a chip with a computer virus right here. So back away and protect your dishes... *Glares* Got it psychotic hypno square of infinite power?

[OmegaZilla]

Glare?
I am the Glarinator!
*Glares*

[Solace]

Glare?
I am the Glarinator!
*Glares*

I HATE GLARING!!!!

*destroys the dishes*

[TheMonolith]

Son of a biiiiiiiiiiiiitch!

(Blows Solace's head clean off.)

[OmegaZilla]

I HATE GLARING!!!!

...

*Stares*

[TheMonolith]

You know you are staring at a bloody stump now, right?