The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)

[DARIAS93]

Hahahahahahahahaha--!

*Coughs*

My lungs!

[First Blood]

 

F**king nut.

[DARIAS93]

You better watched your back, First blood. I got my eyes on you.



Literally.

[SpaceMarines]

...please... someone... pain... ugh...

HURK! Blah...

[DARIAS93]

Don't you ever die?

*Stabs SpaceMarines many times in the chest*

There. I finished him. Now, I need to take a shit.

[First Blood]

*picks up SpaceMarines*

"Don't die on me!"

*starts carring SpaceMarines to safety*

"We have to get away from Jack!"

[#6.0]

is there a way to not get messages from this topic? 

[DARIAS93]

*picks up SpaceMarines*

"Don't die on me!"

*starts carring SpaceMarines to safety*

"We have to get away from Jack!"

Where the chinese whore that lives in south part of Asia are you going?!

Come back here!

I still haven't got out from the bathroom yet!

*Very angry surprise face* >:O

[First Blood]

*locks bathroom door with Jack trapped inside*

*Jack dies from the smell of his own poop.* 

[DARIAS93]

*Creates a huge hole in the bathroom door with his axe. Then he puts his head through the hole so that he can stare at First Blood and smell the fresh air.*

*Breathes heavily*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9CMmwVRAtaI

[SpaceMarines]

is there a way to not get messages from this topic?

You can't.

[xxxBIOHAZARDxxx]

 
I wish you would try to kill me. I wish you would.

[DARIAS93]

Why do I want to kill you? You're Boba Fett for God sakes. You're like an icon in Star Wars. So no death for you.

[OmegaZilla]

What the f**k happened when I was gone???

We stared at each other.

*Throws SpaceMarines in healing Stargate box*
You may ask why I did it.

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http://application.denofgeek.com/images/m/alien/Ian_Holm_Ash_Alien.jpg

You can't.

For that.

[DARIAS93]

Since my staring and my videos are wearing off, I'm going to leave this thread for now. But don't worry, I'll be back... With a vengeance!

*Laughs evilly while leaving the thread*