The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

I like the new avatar it looks evilish. I like evilish stuff.


EDIT: OMG OMG OMG OMG! OBAMA LOOK OUT!
NO! there goes his head
DOUBLE EDIT: I AM GAINING POWER! picture postponed.... need to look for alien competition pic. Its in my room somewhere.

TRIPLE EDIT!!!!!!!!: I have gained ultimate ascension! But anyways umm picture going up soon. Alien pic was destroyed made a new one. its on Deviantart.

QUADRUPLE EDIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!: I AM THE PERFECT ORGANISM! Ok any ways heres the pic

And in case it doesnt work like always I LINK!!!!! http://sonic1997.deviantart.com/art/Dont-ask-3-166842911

[chupacabras acheronsis]

i will destroy Omegazilla in the most Horrible way Possible!

I wll MARRY him!



Gentlemen, i present you, Ms Omegazilla!

[xxxBIOHAZARDxxx]

Whoa dude, never thought you rolled like that...

[Basher917]

Richard: no! the love is breaking the curse!
*Richard gets launched out of OZ's brain due to high amount of brain waves*
Richard: i will have my revenge!

in space somewere Richard is surrounded by thousands of Necron lords
Richard: but, how?
*OZ's doom calculator is carried by two necron lords and the screen says "get him"
Richard: F**K,...

[DARIAS93]

i will destroy Omegazilla in the most Horrible way Possible!

I wll MARRY him!

http://www.bloominbrides.com/wp-content/photos/bridezilla.jpg

Gentlemen, i present you, Ms Omegazilla!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJXR280wbEg

[xxxBIOHAZARDxxx]

*Comes back into thread, drug free*
Back on the bounty huntin' job...Anyone want someone dead???

[DARIAS93]

Yeah umm... Can you kill OmegaZilla for me. I'll pay you two kagillion dollars.

[xxxBIOHAZARDxxx]

K.
*Hunts for 3 months, finds OZ in a hole in afghanistan.*
So, any last words?

[First Blood]

*Snipes Bioharzard before he can complete his misson!!!*

[xxxBIOHAZARDxxx]

*Gets back up*
You seem to forget about my helmet, noob.
*Kills First Blood with long range blaster*
Why do you assholes always interfere?
*Shoots OZ in head casually, returns to Jack Torrence frozen in carbonite*
All work and no play makes Bio a dull boy, huh? Heh heh.... I believe you owe me two kagillion dollars.
*Puts out expectant hand*

[First Blood]

Asshole??

You're the one who messed with Solo and lost.

[xxxBIOHAZARDxxx]

There are many occaisions where solo just got lucky. I would have killed him on those occasions. And could solo survive the sarlacc? I didn't think so.

[Basher917]

Ricahard floating in space with abunch of Necron lord parts urronding him,
Richard: i'm bored
*gets sucked into a black hole*
Telaports next to Bioh hazard
Richard: who are you, well at least i'm on earth again

[xxxBIOHAZARDxxx]

Name's Boba Fett. Want me to kill someone for a fee?

[Basher917]

Richard: kill first blood, i'll give you 1,000,000 credits