The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)

[Basher917]

*Necron lord get's up, swipes thor's hammer out of PB's hand and smahes it, and discards of the remains, then he flicks Pb off, then blats Px, puts on a bandana and jumps in a convertible, takes two SMGs out and drives around PB, shooting him.

[Purebreedalien]

*revives and randomly hits Basher with backhand*

He has anger issues

Get out of my head!

No!

*sneaks up on Purebreed and starts bashing his head than rips it off*

Glrrrrppppfdhsjhjdhjsd

*Body stumbles around*

*Snatches head- reattaches it*

How the hell are you alive?! I smashed your head into paste and made your carcass explode!

H. ssod it wog Rahgom

Clearly he's damaged, give it a little while. He'll get better.

He will do. It's happened before.

Damn you Necron Lord! You cannot break the Mjonlir!

*Casts lightning on the car, incinerating it and destroying the Necron Lord*

[PredalienXenomorph]

I revived. *impales Purebreed from behind and throws him*

[Lie]

PBA!





Let the randomness begin.

[Basher917]

Pariah: told you you should have just nuked it, Dreadpool's powers are limitless in a one on one fight

necron lord: lorglel!, lorgel!, lorgel! *responds at base* hey whqat happened to responing were you died?

pariah: patch

Necron lord: F**King patch! Damn you!

[Skinner]

This thread has now become "Can you defeat PBA?"

[PredalienXenomorph]

With halo 3 style respawn I can try.

[Lie]

*Flys behind Skinner and breaks his neck*

I'll kill him before you can.

[Skinner]

Well your dumb! 

[PredalienXenomorph]

Where did he go?

*looks around and see's Lie than grabs Lie by the shoulder and throws him*

[Basher917]

Necron lord pulls up drawling board, takes out a teaching stick and puts on reading glasses

Necron lord: since PBA can't be beat in battle, we must win by using his insaneity against hime,  basicly, make his personalities go agaisnt each other

pariah: like that would ever work,

Necron lord: shut up! he could be spying us right now

Pariah: hey you started it first

Necron lord: you happy? now he knows,.......

silence....

Necron lord: now for plan g!

Pariah: what happened to plan; b,c,d,e, and f?

Necron lord: you ruined plan G! damnit! i'll just go with sending 500 necrons to destroy him

Pariah: that's the best idea you've had all day

Necron Lord: what?

Pariah: what?

Necron lord shoots and turns Pariah into ash.

[Lie]

Well your dumb! 

Still alive huh?



I'll end this quickly.

[Skinner]

How did everyone get a close-up of my face?

[Lie]

*Flys right infront of Skinner*

[Skinner]

Your so clever. 

Now let's wipe that smile off your face.