The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)

[OmegaZilla]

That is awesome. 

Thanks! I try

[xxxBIOHAZARDxxx]

Yep, I guess so! YAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!! *Fights off acheronsis's army*

Remember? You threatened to purge us? Now, there is a huge bounty on your head, so I THINK ILL TAKE IT!!!! *Slices off acheronsis's head with lazer cutter*

Heh heh heh...I'm judging that wasn't fun for you? Thought not.
*Turns in acheronsis's head to the President*
President: Thank you Biohazard, this work is dirty, but no one else could stop this tyrant!
Me: Give me the house of money, or else.
President: Oh yes, of course!

[OmegaZilla]

*Unleashes deadly atomic virus upon the city*

[chupacabras acheronsis]

**puts head back on*

You Fool, there is no president! I am the one and only, THE GOD-EMPEROR!!!!!!!!!!!!



*unleashes the purgue squads*

[OmegaZilla]

*Exposes Acheronsis to Uwe Boll's Head thus petrifying him*

[chupacabras acheronsis]

*moves anyways*

[OmegaZilla]

U CANT DENY DE PAWAH OF UWE BOLLZ HEAD
*Exposes Acheronsis again*

[xxxBIOHAZARDxxx]

Destroys Acheronsis's army again.

I could go ALL DAY buddy!

[OmegaZilla]

*Also exposes Biohazard to Uwe Boll's Head*

[xxxBIOHAZARDxxx]

I thought we stopped fighting a long time ago!
*Shoots heavy duty jetpack missle and 5 wristrockets into omegazillas mouth. Head explodes*

[OmegaZilla]

*Takes off Spray-blooded mask*
I don't wanna fight. I just want a collection of statues to sell them to Sideshow Freaks!


I'll haunt you guys down!

[Purebreedalien]

Heh. Linguistic puns.

So, we're killing armies of unspecified things? Awesome!

You ever get bored of killing things?

Nope.

Figures.

[xxxBIOHAZARDxxx]

well my helmet is specified to analyse threats, and I do not look at them if it says not to.
*Blows up head*
So, PBA, think OZ's worth somethin?

[chupacabras acheronsis]

*gets up and swipes the dirt away, then proceeds to anounce:*

ladies and gentleman, Drowning Pool!:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sO_QntXc-c4

[Skinner]

*gets up and swipes the dirt away, then proceeds to anounce:*

ladies and gentleman, Drowning Pool!:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sO_QntXc-c4

F**K YEA!