The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)

[xxxBIOHAZARDxxx]

So, pba, wanna be colleagues for the eight time? And I CANT do a sandperson impersination.

I cant. 

[Purebreedalien]

So, pba, wanna be colleagues for the eight time? And I CANT do a sandperson impersination.
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_NOvrR04ya88/STQ2KAmfIOI/AAAAAAAAAMQ/L2CXUvK1p64/s400/bobafett.jpg
I cant. 

You have to. Or how do I know that I can trust you?

[xxxBIOHAZARDxxx]

What the hell does an impersonation have to do with ANYTHING??? A bounty hunter never betrays his comrade. That's the code! And while pba is thinking, anyone want someone dead or alive?

[Purebreedalien]

Hey, an impersonation could save your Bounty Huntin' ass! Like the time I infiltrated a psychiatric ward disguised and impersonating a doctor so I could carry out a job. I need you to do this. Or else.

[Skinner]

There's like 20 Deadpools on this page! 

[MrBrokenTusks.]

About 5 million in the thread.

[xxxBIOHAZARDxxx]

you wanna try me deadpool boy?
*cocks high caliber blaster*

[Skinner]

Careful, he can't die. 

[xxxBIOHAZARDxxx]

Well I survived the belly of the sarlacc. It won't be easy to kill me either! What if I burn him to ash with my flamethrower? Blast him to pieces with my blaster? Blow him up with my wristrocket or heavy duty jetpack missile?

[Puks]

Truely fantastic.
http://i47.tinypic.com/2qdrhcl.jpg
EVRYONEZ
PAY ATTENTIONZ
I HAS GOTZ UWE BOLLZ HEAD
IT PETRFIES PEPOL

That is awesome. 

[Skinner]

Well I survived the belly of the sarlacc. It won't be easy to kill me either! What if I burn him to ash with my flamethrower? Blast him to pieces with my blaster? Blow him up with my wristrocket or heavy duty jetpack missile?

Not even George Lucas can kill Boba Fett. 

[chupacabras acheronsis]

not sayin' much...

*types wildly on a computer console*

[Purebreedalien]

you wanna try me deadpool boy?
*cocks high caliber blaster*

No, I just want to see your Sand-People impression, if not, I'll go eat some chimichangas and think nothing of this partnership that could-have-been... until OmegaZilla contacts me about another job, that is.

Now, sand-people impression. Go.

[xxxBIOHAZARDxxx]

Uh...hork hork hork hork! Was that good enough?

[Purebreedalien]

Uh...hork hork hork hork! Was that good enough?

Yep.

So, see ya on the battlefield?