The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)

[SpaceMarines]

More like Britain hardcore. Have you ever had to shovel almost a half-metre of snow? Woken up to -60 degree weather? Put up with storms that ripped off the sides of skyscrapers, uproot trees, and carry away sub-compacts? Forest fires that threaten entire towns? Ever have to fight a f**king grizzly bear as a right of manhood? (Okay, that last one's not true, but all the others are!)

[chupacabras acheronsis]

Yes, yes, yes, and there are worse than bears.

[SpaceMarines]

Yes, yes there are.

[Purebreedalien]

I'm worse than a bear.

[Drago-Morph]

I'm worse than a bear.

Oh, glad I caught you, there's something I've been meaning to tell you.

Spider-Man is better than Deadpool.

[MrBrokenTusks.]

but not as worse than John Marston

[Purebreedalien]

I'm worse than a bear.

Oh, glad I caught you, there's something I've been meaning to tell you.

Spider-Man is better than Deadpool.

RAGE!





*kills Drago-Morph*

[Drago-Morph]

*Dodges and comes back with a web-strike-kick.*

You be going down, yo.

[Purebreedalien]

I'll have you know, I won in that issue! I made you surrender, Web-Turd!

[Drago-Morph]

I'll have you know, I won in that issue! I made you surrender, Web-Turd!

I have my own movie.

[Purebreedalien]

I'll have you know, I won in that issue! I made you surrender, Web-Turd!

I have my own movie.

I'm gonna get my own movie, starring Ryan Reynolds rather than forever-teary-eyed-Tobey. I bet your actor doesn't get to do Scarlett Johansson regularly, either.

[MrBrokenTusks.]

That means it will be xmen origins deadpool not so good?

[Purebreedalien]

That means it will be xmen origins deadpool not so good?

It's a reboot. Reynolds knows what he's doing.

[MrBrokenTusks.]

Oh so a new suit ? The xmen one was cool but not for deadpool?

[Purebreedalien]

Oh so a new suit ? The xmen one was cool but not for deadpool?

He's getting the comic book suit, it's gonna be completely unrelated to Wolverine.