The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)

[xxxBIOHAZARDxxx]

Uh, OVER HERE!!!!!!!
*Blasts to bits with blaster.*

Let me guess, your about to ressurect yourself and start fighting me again. Lets just stop, I'm bored. 

[First Blood]

You're right. Let's just put you out of your misery.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6n3rlo4yt0

[xxxBIOHAZARDxxx]

Oh, you had to bring up THAT situation. Look, I had no idea Han was next to me, and I was going to kill Luke with my wristrocket! Anyways, read the star wars novels and comics, I LIVED! SO SCREW YOU! I bet YOU couldn't survive the sarlacc if you TRIED! And your not even worth my
time. You fail to realize I am covered had to toe with armor. But I'll take it off if you need a handicap!

[OmegaZilla]

DIE!

I ain't got time to die!
*Crushes Skinner*

[Lie]

Didnt see that coming...

[SpaceMarines]

*pushes Lie1295 over, takes wallet, runs away*

Nyuck!

[Eliskuya14]

: Lucca: this is going take some time to enjoy a show

*argees with step foster mom* I'm sill dead..by that A-hole purebreed is so going die right now by my inner jaw in his mouth

Lucca: *shocked* !?

[OmegaZilla]

Now wait... Skinner hired someone to kill me...
Who was this guy again? ...

[Lie]

*Falls into the mouth of the sarlaac screaming*

Curses!

[xxxBIOHAZARDxxx]

ALL YOU PEOPLE ARE JUST ALIKE!!!! You think just because someone falls into the maw of the sarlaac, they die!!!! BOBA SURVIVED!!!! READ THE COMICS AND BOOKS!!!!!!!
*Hufff huff huff huff*
Glad I got that outta my system. Ok, OZ, I only killed you because skinner payed me to. Its nothing personal. Do YOU wanna hire me to kill

Spoiler

SKINNER!?!?!?!

[close]

[OmegaZilla]

I already killed Skinner by myself, if he didn't survive the stratosphere and my paw...

[Lie]

*Crawls out of the sarlaac*



I Made It...

[Purebreedalien]

... *stops fighting BIOHAZARDFETT*

Huh, good skills, good weapons... but can he do a Sand-Person impression as good as I?

[Skinner]

I already killed Skinner by myself, if he didn't survive the stratosphere and my paw...

Like everyone else here I can come back to life whenever I want. Now I kill you.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHzmJzQO_rM

[Lie]

*Pokes the dead body of Omega with a stick*

It wasn't the missiles... It was beauty that killed the beast.



*As this music plays in the background*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06odMZRZMBg